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Airing of Grievances – Festivus 2020
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Ramblings about the Holiday for the Rest of Us – By FestivusWeb.com
I’ve got a lot of problems with all you people animals are OK. First covid sucks. Can’t eat on restaurants, go drinking in a bar and socialize, spend time on person with friends and relatives…yes zoom is NOT the same! Can’t go to see live music, no concerts, no comedy shows, no movie theaters, no mall shopping. My going out is only to grocery stores and CVS or Walgreens, I got very close to the workers there I go so often.
I have to sit here… Like an animal!
I got a lot of problems with you people on NextDoor ! You know who you are ! 😂😂😂
And Kenji sent me here to read his grievances, so I had to read 7 pages of other people’s grievances, and it wasn’t there. I got a lot of problems with that !
This year everybody wants to be my friend, but only online.
I got a lot of problems with that !
Donald Trump is not gone yet.
The inter-webs tell me that I am in line for Covid vaccination behind 268.7 million Americans.
Due to a battle between wholesalers and fishermen, there will be no 🦀 for the Bay Area this Christmas. An unspoken agreement between crab fishermen means that if one big boat refuses to go out, none of them can go.
San Francisco’s restaurants and cafés were permitted to create patios, or “parklets,” so that they could operate outdoors, an option which offered a critical lifeline. Which I enjoyed. Before the cold weather set in, owners often spent in the neighborhood of $15,000 to construct them, hoping to save their struggling businesses. Then, on December 6, SF shut down outdoor dining, and they were forced to abandon the parklets that they had painstakingly designed and constructed. Now, empty parklets across SF are becoming magnets for people experiencing homelessness and suffering from substance-abuse disorders and/or psychological illnesses. Leaving these owners feeling hoodwinked into building makeshift housing for the homeless.
Modular housing that could be constructed quickly and inexpensively has been rejected, mostly because labor unions oppose it, it is said.
Trump has issued 26 new pardons, including for Stone, Manafort and Charles Kushner.
After 100 years, the Far East Cafe in SF’s Chinatown, one of only two Chinese banquet restaurants still remaining, will close at the end of the month.
Festivusweb doesn’t allow me to vote for the funniest grievances.
I got a lot of problems with all this.
I lost my train of thought !
I got a LOT of problems with THAT !
OK, K ? 😁
I have alot of problems with you people — especially my parents who insist on “Christmas as usual” this holiday season,
entertaining out-of-town guests from multiple states within a week!! I love you, but think you’re crazy for doing this!!!
Kobe. Purnam. Suzy. Am I missing something? Oh, 23k+ other lives, our mental health, life as we knew it, and a lot of other poop. You fudged it up 2020. And running with a mask flipping sucks.
My toes are cold! Broke my foot and they never get warmed up now!
To Taco Bell:
Life was already hard enough and 2020 sucked, so why did you choose NOW to take the enchirito off your menu?
WTF?
I have a big problem with these grievances.They’re too funny, some of them, and I’m getting horse from laughing too loud. Oy gevalt!
To my personal trainer: I am eating those Krispy Kreme donut holes you told me not to eat and I don’t give a damn. Just stop with the “they don’t even taste that good” crap. LOL! I don’t want to hear it.
Sick of y’all judging me because I could eat cheese itz and wine for supper for 6 nights in a row.
I got a lot problems with you people … starting with “Stay Safe” that you all say to each other. Don’t you know that being safe never got you laid or paid. And where is the fun in that? While I am at it, let’s have a run at the so called comedian known as Trevor Noah, he could smooth a satin sheet …. I lost my train of thought.
Anti-mask morons.
Covid SUCKS!
I’m tired of my fellow countrymen getting their news from Facebook, Twitter, and other unverified sources! Knock it off! And don’t just watch the news network you agree with! Watch 5-10 minutes of them all 1-2 times per week!
1. COVID: Can’t sit down in a restaurant and get a BIG SALAD!
2. ??: I teach 8th grade and none of my kids get my Seinfeld references! Need more reruns? Or maybe I’m too old…
3. COVID: Couldn’t celebrate Cinco de Mayo on Taco Tuesday this year!
4. COVID: the newest catch-phrase is “your mike is off”!
To the worthless idiot who stole my debit card info and I had to waste an entire day fixing everything. May the festivus pole find it’s rightful place in one of your orifices🤬🤬🤬🤬
Trying to retire and my organization is making it sooo difficult. Seriously, folks. Just let me leave!
1. 2020
2. Trump
3. People who don’t wear masks
4. Trump supporters and enablers
5. Kentucky and South Carolina
6. Selfish, greedy jerks
7. Politicians getting the vaccine first
My husband got turtles, didn’t look into hibernation requirements, and now half the living room is turtle habitat
People bitching about how wearing a mask during a pandemic takes away their freedom… Give me a break!