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Airing of Grievances – Festivus 2020
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You tailgate me, so I slow down a bit so you will pass. But you still stay behind me like you enjoy sucking my exhaust.
People who complain about the government and then don’t vote.
People who think carrying a semi-automatic rifle is the best way to resolve imaginary persecution.
My girlfriend is deep into Christmas and would regard any Festivus festivities as incomprehensibly weird, so I have to air my grievances here.
Her mother is literally demented, but not demented enough, she still knows how to be sarcastic.
I know everything is an illusion, but why do some people’s illusions have to be so stupid?
When I come home from work and all the lights in the house are on. All the lights. Every day. Just flick the switch when you leave the room. That’s all
Leaders don’t lead..especially here in the UK.
Why are nice things so expensive.
Why do old people who have more money than the rest of us moan about everything?
I GOT A LOT OF PROBLEMS WITH ALL OF YOU! First of all, why does everything now have to be a black and white thing? If I want to be in the middle, LET ME BE IN THE MIDDLE! IM SICK OF ALL OF THIS IF YOU AREN’T THIS THEN YOU’RE THAT it’s DRIVING ME UP THE WALL! JUST LET ME BE NEUTRAL! AND LEARN TO KNOW PEOPLE BEFORE YOU START MAKING ASSUMPTIONS!!!
I HATE THIS VIRTUAL SCHOOL THING! It’s like the dumbest thing thought up by a human since they wanted to make a plane out of pykrete in WWII. IF I’M AT HOME I DO NOT WANT TO DO SCHOOL WORK WHATSOEVER!!
MY FAVORITE FOOTBALL TEAM CAN GO FROM BEATING THE PACKERS TO GETTING DEMOLISHED BY THE JAGUARS ITS MISERABLE TO WATCH!
2020 has been an absolute dumpster fire with COVID-19 and this whole police brutality BS!
My favorite hockey team in the NHL is just plain awful. Were easily the worst team in the league-you can probably guess who it is.
The wrong guy won the election. No, scratch that, the wrong guy won the Democratic nomination. Bernie Sanders should be president!
2021 is the beginning of shit years to come
My mother in law is jealous of my mom ! Lol
My football team sucks ! I’ve gotta a lot problems with you defense !
Vaccines shouldn’t go to sports teams.
My boss is a idiot
I’m missing our annual Festivus week long celebration at work with enough food to feed an army – none of it healthy!
My husband calls me an incompletionist.
I’ve got A LOT of problems with you people! Hoarding! Why are people hoarding TP, Tylenol, Clorox wipes?! Let’s do the math….if you have a family of four how many rolls do you go through in a week?! Let’s say max 4 a week times 4 weeks in a month, that 16 rolls a month. So why do you need 100+ rolls of TP?! That would last you a little over 6 months!! Seriously, there’s enough TPfor everyone, as long as you dumb asses don’t hoard it! Stop it!
Where to start?! People, in general, have been extremely irritating in 2020. I really hate it when people put so many political signs in their yard. I get it, you’re voting for so and so, do you need 10 yard signs, a flag and a banner in your window?! I get it!
I finally got a raise at work. A whole dollar. Then my hours were reduced. THANKS A LOT YA CORPORATE PIGS.
I covered my boss’ portion of an office birthday gift this summer and he still hasn’t paid me back–no lunch, no coffee, nothing
This year I lost my job of 15 years.
So, Now I’m unemployed and live with my brother. Wishing you the best of Seinfeld everyday. Maybe O should do the opposite.