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Airing of Grievances – Festivus 2020
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Ramblings about the Holiday for the Rest of Us – By FestivusWeb.com
My friends boyfriend is a jerk and she won’t drop him
This d##n year has been EXHAUSTING! Political mania…obsessive views…ineptitude all around…dealing with retail clerks who could care less (if they were paid a living wage, I believe they would care.), COVID, not being able to gather with friends and family—ugh! I also have a big problem with people just not being civil to one another, only because they can be that nasty. Other than my husband, I hate people.
People still think COVID is a hoax!
Alright I got a lot of problems with your people first I got way to much school work it feels like theirs more to do and it’s very annoying number 2 it’s not even snowing outside so i can’t go skiing I have no where to go cause everything is closed and my friends parents won’t let them out number three i don’t get to celebrate festivus with family and friends around the aluminum pole number 4 I I lost my train of thought
I’ve got a problem with you people! In the throws of a major pandemic, we experienced an F3 tornado, a devastating derecho storm, and a 34% property tax increase during an election year. What the heck man! 2020 get outta here!
Have you noticed that when you honk at someone for nearly killing you with their car they act like you did something wrong by honking??
My mother in law hates me and she won’t tell it to my face LOL
The fact that I don’t get to celebrate festivus with my friends this year – we used to get together, have a fancy meal and then air grievances, followed by reciting poetry!
I’m sick of so many people expecting their mail delivered on time and undamaged. Why the high expectations?
With this pandemic in full swing I can’t have my buddies over to chew gum with. I mean… Isn’t that what the holidays are all about?
That’s what festivus is all about chewing some lo mein gum with the fellas
I can’t go to my gym to work out, so I thought I would buy a yoga mat and some light weights to try and keep in shape until I can safely return to my gym.
I have injured my neck twice, pulled my stomach muscle and threw my back out twice. It’s not because I’m getting older. It’s 2020! I now walk.
I’m having a real problem with the price of batteries. I may start stealing them.
I’m here to tell you I miss my friends and that includes my kitty and canine friends that love me even if I have a wonky way of walking. My furry friends always have a special way of greeting me. A sniff a purr a rub . I’m sorry you humans don’t understand and rise to the occasion. Happy Festivus
It is time to air my grievances. I gotta alot of problems with the dating sites. The scammers are overwhelming and the guys I have met always have yada yada on their mind.
I can’t have my annual Festivus party due to COVID. I will miss airing grievances in person, feats of strength and regifting. My brother is awesome btw! No grievance on him.
I have a big problem with my ex and you people are gonna hear about it. I’m still not over her kicking me out of our house and her loser bf moving in.
That said, my relationship with my teenage kids have never been better, and I’ve been dating my college crush since June (we’ve been friends for 30 years).
I have had ENOUGH of the face diapers!! Screw Covid!!
I’ve got a lot of problems with you people and you’re gonna hear about em! I ordered a bra (to wear as a shirt) and they sent me the wrong size. Clearly, as an heiress to the O’Henry candy bar fortune, I don’t wear a little B cup! Yada yada yada, Now I have to send it back.
Howdy y’all!
I got a lotta problems with you people! The Airing of Grievances was going to be epic this year until it wasn’t. There have been too many losses and too much hardship to make it much fun. I mean, 2020 had it all: plague, murder hornets, locust, invasive dust clouds, hurricanes, fires, monoliths, elections. You name it , 2020 had it. I was even a shoe in for the Feats of Strength since it was all going to be over Zoom. But, now. The shine has been taken off of the moment.
Of course, it didn’t help that I originally posted my comment on last years Blog entry.
Anywho. I though 2017 was a big Festivus year. I got all excited and made Festivus greeting cards over at Ye Olde Blogge, the Psy of Life (google). You can use them this year if you want or check back and use the ones I make this year. They’re going to be EPIC!
https://wp.me/p7vabV-5eg — for those of you cutting and pasting at home.
Festive Festivus, y’all!
Huzzah!
Jack
I still don’t understand how my name is not memorable to you. It rhymes with a female body part! Mulva, really?!? SO rude.
Anyways, 2020 has been utterly the biggest boil on my butt that even a warm compress will not get rid of. Thankfully we have scientists working hard to give us a shot that will cause a slight soreness, possible redness to the injection site. Good bye BUTT BOIL 2020!