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Airing of Grievances – Festivus 2020
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Ramblings about the Holiday for the Rest of Us – By FestivusWeb.com
YOU XI JINGPING, My Leader tells me your country stinks. You can’t stay without eating bats if you had a hot date with a babe….. I lost my train of thought.
Covid, anti-maskers, morons who are DYING that think Covid is fake news, priorities for testing and vaccine (athletes, rich people and entertainers first), people still getting killed by the police even after all the protests, being unemployed, the million acres burned in OR keeping me locked in my bedroom masked up for two weeks, not getting a hug since March, not seeing my baby nephew in person since February, my elderly parents not making their annual trip to see west coast family. Wow, this year sucked so hard.
What is with the sanctimonious jerks who are ready to tattle on you or critique your every move?
I did nice things for people all year but when I needed help, same people wanted to charge me money for their time.
2020 had the best music line up in years in Virginia Beach!!! Canceled!
I gotta problem with Christmas.
It’s still going on. No Need.
And shoppers. All of them.
Especially the unmasked ones.
And Brexit. Absolute dafties.
Stop making seltzer’s….we don’t need this many seltzer’s!
it’s not Ms. Wall, it’s MRS. Wall goshdarnit!
Covid. Enough said.
This year’s grievance is those ridiculous fake eyelashes that all the instamodel wannabes are wearing. They don’t look attractive, they don’t look natural, they look like crusty spider pubes glued to their eyelids. I’m tempted to blast them with insecticides.
My fiancé is so cheap. Today when we bought our wedding invitations he insisted we buy the cheapest ones available.
Raisin bagel? I never thought I’d live to see that.
The megalomaniac who will not accept that he lost the election. Give it up!
I have had it up to HERE with humanity! we are in 2020 and supposed to be evolving and I just cannot believe the amount of hate and judgment, violence and insolence that has plagued our planet. Fu*k off all you ignorant SOB’s
Our schools are unsafe, my boss is a dick and my state is a shithole full of covidiots. Thousands have died (and more will still die) unnecessarily due to ignorance incompetence.
Getting scolded by cashiers when I forget to stand on the red social distancing circle in the grocery store checkout lane. Like I don’t know I’m pathetic.
I’ve had it with all you overly happy, sentimental slobs! Stop pretending you love everyone only to turn on us all in the New Year!!!
I’m tired of phone companies getting away with not giving you a physical contract and having non- corporate stores. And expecting you to tell the difference with their copyrighted signs all over those stores. I’m sick of their loop holes.
I’m sick of people ignoring the child concentration camps we’re all funding whether we want to or not.
I’m sick of people blaming the media for doing their jobs
People who listen to conspiracy theories all day long and think the real news is fake news.