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Airing of Grievances – Festivus 2020
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All the government you-know-whos that wouldn’t wear masks are now getting the vaccine before anyone else. Should be last.
Covid!!!!
My husband seconds this because he’s sick of hearing me complain about it- I hate how in movies/TV shows when people are carrying to go coffees the cups are clearly empty… You can tell…I can tell…. Just put a little water in the darn cup!!!
Why does my cat have to take up more space on my bed than I do? If roofs are supposed to last 15 years why is the “work” only warranted for 2? Why is my autocorrect always wrong… at the worst time? Why is there always laundry? Who decided car batteries only last 2 years? Why do we have to call it health insurance when it’s really more like a coupon? ….
To my nearest office mate,
You pass wind and insist on pre-announcing it, including your previous evening’s meal. While this violates no specific policy, and we live in a country with free health care, you make no attempt to relieve our suffering. You genuinely enjoy sharing your colonic purfume with us. I await the day the vapour becomes so thick it is visible to the naked eye.
With absolutely zero respect,
Your Nemesis
ENOUGH with the emotional support animals everywhere. We get it. You really need attention. We see you. We understand this is the only way you can get people to notice you. Sorry mommy or daddy didn’t give you enough attention. Try dying your hair green or put a ring in every orifice. But Grow the f*ck up!! Quit bringing your nasty dog into the grocery store where I buy my food.
Why have two if you’re never gonna use ’em!!! Two drive thru lines in many establishments around me, and THEY ONLY EVER OPERATE ONE! WHY?!
My mother in law needs to drink more water as she always has dry mouth. It makes the pronunciations of some words intolerable to listen to.
The bottle of hand soap in the downstairs restroom (my favorite of the house) hasn’t had soap in over a month! I refuse, out of protest, to fill it. I ALWAYS FILL IT!
All Democrats.
The pig says my wife is a slut
Blaming extreme flatulence on COVID-19
Ky- the temperature is fine
Troy- because you stopped having V for breakfast doesn’t mean you are on a diet
Ric- work harder I am still coming in 5 days a week
Josh- there is a leg day
Brighty – control your children
Farrukh – clean up your mess
Jack – Ryan Wilks
Darren – Ryan Wilks
Doug – your blokes can talk
Nick – can your blokes do something and wear gloves
Suin- you are just too nice
Chan – it’s not all free
Jess – thanks for dumping us
Jarrod – you are too good and put the rest of us to shame
My Coworkers are Negative Assholes
It’s cold and my butt hurts!
Riding your bike on the sidewalk when there is a bike lane!
I live in a triple decker one man above me…one under me….we have a super long driveway and parking lot…..and no one helps me shovel snow….they wait for for me to do it…..what kind of men are these!!!
Wearing gloves at the grocery store and still touching your face
You!I heard that you told a dad joke,that makes me angry.
ELIZABETH woman up to your mistakes and just admit what we all know is true !
I’m sick of the MEDIA tearing this country apart. You click one channel it says this then click on the next channel it says the exact opposite. Can these people stop adding their two cents report the news stop adding your little tone to things. The Press stop adding these ridiculous adjectives to headlines to make it sound so much more outrageous! Another thing stop with the god damn shut downs. Oh we are scared we don’t have hospital beds! Well then get the governor on the phone and tell them to call the army core of engineers get convention centers ready, call the white house say get that medical ship back. Wtf are you doing sitting around going oh my God we are 90% full! News flash do you work in a hospital? No! We call a code delta all the time when all the beds in the state are full it happens. I have yet to hear a code delta get called since March though! If you think your gonna be at 100% start prepping now poor leadership on state governors. Fyi indoor dining has been linked to 1.43% of cases over 70% from small to large get togethers…..when you shut down restaurants bars people are going to start having parties at their homes meaning no masks no distancing! Causing more spread for the Love of God please stop the shut downs. Lastly wtf is with the sign language interpreters???? Have we not have closed caption buttons on our TV sets for years????
Thank you
And cheers to happy healthy 2021 everyone!
P.s. I swear I’m a nice person!
This was perfect
It just burns my biscuits that people are incompetent at their job. I don’t mean like a newbie that’s still learning the ropes. I mean people that have been in their jobs for a couple of years and don’t know the basics.
I do QC for law firms and the shear incompetence of some attorneys is breathtaking. I SMH so much I feel like a UFC fighter.
Burns my biscuits <3