Airing of Grievances – Festivus 2018


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Kruger, you couldn’t smooth a silk sheet if you had a hot date with a babe… … I lost my train of thought.

Air Your Grievances!  It’s Festivus time and this is the place to let it fly.

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  1. THEUNKNOWNCOSMO
    THEUNKNOWNCOSMO at ·

    I noticed the first X-mas item on display at a local retail store the week of Labor Day this year – 2018.
    I’VE GOT A SERIOUS PROBLEM WITH THAT!!!

    IMO – the ultimate example of exploiting all of the Holidays, except for and my #1 reason to celebrate FESTIVUS this year! #2 – NFL players need to get over themselves and off the ground while our nation is recognized and celebrated before games!

    HAPPY FESTIVUS EVERYONE!!!

  2. Anonymous
    Anonymous at ·

    My is how a hacker/scam artist/scum/slimebag stole my savings with hacking my phone and gaining access to my account.

  3. John from Las Cruces
    John from Las Cruces at ·

    ok
    i know i am gonna get heat for this but here goes
    Donald Trump
    the man who cannot open his anus pucker mouth without lying
    will you please for the love of cheese and crackers just realize you are in over your goddamn head
    nobody likes you dude
    even the people in your office that you hired you know the ones you said are best people well at least the ones who are not yet indicted do not like you not to mention everyone in your political party
    i mean goddammit your top advisor told you not to pull put of syria and you said well i am smarter than you so i do what i want so he quit because that is about the stupidest thing you could ever do oh wait
    he shuts down the government because nobody wants to give him 5 billion dollars for a wall that for one looks terrible 2 does not keep anyone out 3 you are just being a cry baby and a whiner and a snowflake have you ever heard of the word compromise
    it is where the other side gives something up and you do as well to reach an point of mutual agreement
    you know
    it is what adults do
    grow a set of testicles son
    stop trying to be the big bully because you could not beat Hornswaggle [he is a midget wrestler] from wwe in a legit fight and understand what the rolling stones said years ago
    you can’t always get what you want but sometimes you get what you need
    thank you
    fu*k you
    and bye

  4. Anonymous
    Anonymous at ·

    D. I worked all f$$king week. I have earned the right to sit on the couch and do nothing for a change. You however have been sat in the same chair all week watching YouTube. Get off your ass and fu*king do something before you open your God damn mouth.

  5. Done With Your Nonsense
    Done With Your Nonsense at ·

    A: I put up with your crap for a long time. A LONG time. It pretty much destroyed me. I was a really good friend to you, a REALLY good friend, and I supported you through everything. In return I got repeatedly shat on and gaslighted.

    You have a raging addiction problem, but everyone’s in denial. Every year, your mother buys you a bottle of whisky, which you usually drink in one sitting, in the dark, huffing poppers. Last Christmas, after you came out of rehab, your friends paid an expensive cab fare just so that you could go and do coke with them. It doesn’t seem to occur to anyone that this is a problem.

    I tried to be tolerant, patient and supportive, but it turns out you’re just a sad, manipulative arsehole. I hope you rot in hell.

  6. Grumpy Old Bear
    Grumpy Old Bear at ·

    Why isn’t roughage called “slippage”?

    C’mon, people!

  7. Janice
    Janice at ·

    Why can’t toddlers wipe their own snotty noses?

  8. Jess
    Jess at ·

    Quit leaving your socks in the living room!

  9. Polaranna
    Polaranna at ·

    Polar Express you and your passengers are not cute you are creepy.

  10. Spongeworthy
    Spongeworthy at ·

    I think we all should take a moment of silence in memory of those things we lost with the ending of Seinfeld. Our lives were forever touched.
    Rock on puffy shirt!
    No soup for you, Soup Nazi!
    Susan’s envelopes

  11. Tapgirl
    Tapgirl at ·

    Stupid tap dancers at Sydney Carols By Candlelight who said you could tap-dance to “Let it Snow! Let it Snow! Let it Snow!”. That is the song that got me second prize at the Sir Thomas Aged Care end of year frolics. When you attain THAT standard I will think about letting you perform an abridged version of MY act. Plus it is Sydney no way is it going to snow.

  12. Anonymous
    Anonymous at ·

    The carpet sweeper is the biggest scam since one-hour martenizing.

  13. Anonymous
    Anonymous at ·

    How do we know the dog food is any good. Who tests it?

  14. Elaine
    Elaine at ·

    Maybe the dingo took your baby?

  15. Elaine
    Elaine at ·

    I don’t want two small salads, I want a big salad.

  16. Anonymous
    Anonymous at ·

    Why no Seinfeld reunion?

    1. Anonymous
      Anonymous at ·

      Watch season 8 of curb your enthusiasm. That’s the Seinfeld reunion.

  17. Anonymous
    Anonymous at ·

    No matter what lane I am in it seems to be the slow lane.

  18. Anonymous
    Anonymous at ·

    Happy Festivus, I have too many issues to list here. Let’s just say most people suck lately and leave it at that.

  19. Dr. Van Nostrous
    Dr. Van Nostrous at ·

    I pre tape the edges before painting but the paint bleeds under the tape and is worse then if I had not taped it.

    Yet I still pre tape?

  20. Brenda
    Brenda at ·

    Your stupid Art Film was nothing more than you getting a chance to exploit naked females you want to sleep with unfortunately one was my husbands mistress I’ll never get that 20 minutes back someone should suspend your artistic license forever.

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