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I never use my printer but it is always out of ink. Does the ink evaporate?
Going to the movies with your mother and finding out there’s a sex scene.
When you post things on Facebook there is always that person who won’t comment online but they save their remarks for when they see you in person.
People who drive with no headlights. They’re either incompetent or stupid. Either way it’s not good.
When you buy a pair of shoes at Walmart they have to open the box and look inside the shoes like you’ve stashed other things in there.
When you give someone the finger while driving and they stop to ask, “Why did you do that?”
My wife and her cat gang up on me.
MOVE THE HELL OVER AND GET OUT OF THE LEFT LANE!
Ha agree
I thought Mexico was paying for the wall.
Button-fly jeans. Takes too long to get down to business in the “office.”
Ear puberty, nose puberty, knuckle puberty. It never stops. You have to be vigilant.
That dog that won’t stop barking next door.
Pottery Barn catalogs.
I wish Michael Richards had never done stand-up comedy. Then we could still watch him on TV.
Because of Seinfeld I cannot get the lyrics to “Downtown” out of my head.
Nobody likes my meatloaf. I bake it with love. Why no meatloaf love?
Is your turning signal broken?
The cast of Seinfeld couldn’t get out a reunion movie if they had a hot date with a smooth sheet anti-dentite in a puffy shirt . . shrinkage .. losing my train of thought . .
You’re a RABID anti-dentite !!!
Let’s start with the government, why can’t they just agree on funding our government for agencies like DoD, TSA, Border Patrol, Coat Guard and Interior. If they can’t fix there budget, then they don’t get paid. Not the ones who are doing all the work. What branch of service did Pelosi become a veteran of? None! Exactly. Why care about those who protect our country when we can worry about election and media air time. Get it together people!
Your passive aggressive comments about how long it’s been since our last visit will NOT make us want to visit any sooner.
You couldn’t smooth a silk sheet if you had a hot date with a babe.
If the government shuts down will anyone notice?
If you dip the chip and take a bite, don’t dip it again. End it.