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Festivus 2019 Airing of Grievances
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I work 2 jobs and I’m off till Jan 2 from my full-time job and my 2nd employer has me working almost every day I’m off from my full-time job
I’m tired of people questioning why I don’t celebrate Christmas or don’t drink or don’t do stereotypically British things!
Let me live!
Another one is that my assistant is way too slow and I end up having to do her job!
My biggest is the fact that my brother thinks I’m a walking ATM!
SERENITY NOW!
I hate calling most anywhere these days and having to talk to a machine! Give me a human! I answer all the robot questions and then when I FINALLY get a human, they ask the same questions! What’s with that! Give me the representative immediately!
Another grievance of mine is the fact the Bruins have lost five in a row. For God’s sake win a damn hockey game and stop turning the puck over.
Another grievance I have is Instagram influencers. They make all this money for doing stupid brainless crap like stuffing their mouths with food or sitting on the toilet. They make a boatload of money just because a bunch of other stupid people follow them.
I’ve got a lot of problems with you people and now you’re gonna hear about them! It’s too cold outside. My nipple hurts. I don’t have enough pairs of jeans! Another thing is that whenever you order something it takes forever!
Stop pressuring me to celebrate New Years! It’s not a happy time for everyone!
To my neighbor who decided to ruin the holiday brunch I worked so hard on by picking a fight with me and another neighbor, get a fu*king grip and act like an adult.
To my mother in law who brought nut encrusted cookies of death to our home, you know I’m allergic and no we aren’t coming for Christmas dinner because i would like to live another year just to annoy the crap out of you.
To the police officer who came to our house when two teenagers tried to enter the front door, no THEY ARE NOT GOOD BOYS. Attempted entry is attempted entry and they should have been charged.
My airing of grievances are to haring aid problems , useless family, and friends with whom I got not really have something in common. And also for the bordeom of everyday life. Yes! ,You can be YONG and BITTER.
I’m tired of my supervisor leaving snarky emails. How about I email you the name of my dentist Snaggletooth Tiger.
To all the doctors charging you for canceling appointments, how about we cancel YOU for making us wait 30 minutes in the lobby and another 30 minutes on the damn room!!!!
My Festivus polevis buried and unreachable (unless I do a lot of work) behind too much crap in my garage!
I’m sick of politics in general.
I believe it’s crazy that Trump has not being impeached yet. It’s an atrocity.
I’m sick and tired of Congress who is trying to impeach a president who won’t leave, no matter what.
I’m sick and tired of working in a job that pays $13.00 an hour for overtime. I have to work 72 hours a week to make ends meet.
I’m sick and tired of living in a house that won’t have the common decency to just fall apart in one day, giving me a reason to move.
I’m sick and tired of being fat when I continue to be on a diet.
I’m tired of morons using the term snowflake.
I’m sick of the Snowflakes out there! Grow a set, Do something FOR THIS COUNTRY!
I’m tired of holidays always being full of drama thanks to my wife and her family. 4 years in row. To make matters worse, they won’t talk amongst themselves to work it, they drag me into the middle of it. You broke it, you fix. Let me make the holidays special for my daughter.