Festivus 2019 Airing of Grievances


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Kruger, you couldn’t smooth a silk sheet if you had a hot date with a babe… … I lost my train of thought.

Grievances are closed. Go ahead and read the greivances below.

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  1. Grumpy Gram
    Grumpy Gram at ·

    The one relative who breaks the planned White Elephant family gift swap which was OBVIOUSLY designed to keep us from having to buy gifts for everyone. You bought EVERYONE a gift. Good that you can afford to do that, but, what the hell? Now we all feel like losers. (However, not enough to go out and buy more gifts)

  2. Anonymous
    Anonymous at ·

    To my Ex who cheated on me with the married theater manager she was working with, go to hell. You threw away a seven year relationship for a 45 year alcoholic loser. I will say that it lead me to find the true love of my life of whom I am engaged to.

    Still, you are a truly awful human being. May your life be filled with struggle and strife.

  3. Nate
    Nate at ·

    Air port in Cleveland blows morons move all slow to get off the plane and I was in the back seats so it’s like sitting in a Chinese tourter chair…unreal

  4. Stuffed
    Stuffed at ·

    My company gives a turkey for a holiday bonus. I get a handshake from a few directors and VPs making 5-10x what I do and get handed a plastic wrapped frozen carcass. It’s the 21st century in America, not Dickensian England.

  5. Lisa
    Lisa at ·

    Everyone who is on the road at the same time as me.

  6. John
    John at ·

    Why can’t all wrapping paper companies take the time to add those little grid marks on the back? I can’t cut it straight otherwise and I doubt it would cut into their costs that much. Work with me here people. Serenity now! It should be some type of law!

  7. Kathy
    Kathy at ·

    The song stuck in my head today is “It’s the most wonderful time of the year”, which I think is the shittiest Xmas song ever because it’s hokey and shlocky, and it seems like the singer is trying convince himself that it doesn’t really suck so bad. No really, it’s the hap- happiest season of all, so come in off that ledge and pull yourself together.

  8. Elaine Wanna Be
    Elaine Wanna Be at ·

    I got a lot of problems with you people. My company stinks! My company is a bunch of gas lighting jerks with more Vice Presidents that you can shake a stick at.They haven’t made revenue targets for over 2 years – but sit in their offices with windows, fly first class all over the world for no good reason and expense $2000 dollar dinners for the hell of it. Meanwhile, for the rest of us work in a soul sucking environment. We sit in small crappy cubes with no natural lighting working on old laptops that crash constantly. The company won’t replace printer cartridges for the copy machines for weeks but will buy $3000 monitors for the idiot VPs. The CEO should be pinned by George Castanza in a Feast of Strength. That would be a Festivus miracle! Also, Trump is an idiot, who has a weird problem with wind turbines and toilets.

  9. Gomez
    Gomez at ·

    My kid said that my gift this year was my loving family.

  10. Dave putty
    Dave putty at ·

    my stinking dentist kept me waiting a half hour after the hygienist was done. And then I walked out without seeing the dentist cause I had another apppintment. Unbelievable! So don’t go to 3V dental in port Washington. They’ll turn you into an anti-dentite! Those bastsrds.

  11. Jerry
    Jerry at ·

    No holiday or end of the year bonus, no gift from work. I got a salad for our big holiday lunch.

    What’s up with that?

  12. ClamLydia
    ClamLydia at ·

    Made for TV Christmas movies suck. Too many puppies, the inevitable ice skating on a pond and lighted lots are full perfectly shaped eight foot trees on Christmas eve. Also, I have a canker sore rubbing on a molar that is preventing me from eating anything that needs to be chewed.

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