Festivus 2019 Airing of Grievances


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Kruger, you couldn’t smooth a silk sheet if you had a hot date with a babe… … I lost my train of thought.

Grievances are closed. Go ahead and read the greivances below.

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  1. Anonymous
    Anonymous at ·

    Trump really needs a makeover. Please start with his hair, and end with his personality.

  2. Anonymous
    Anonymous at ·

    My city is filled with ignorant, inbred, intolerant idiots. It’s like the Simpsons version of Springfield, they’re all so ass-backwards from the highest office to the lowest gutters. Glad Ii wasn’t born here, and looking forward to a major demographic shift away from idiocracy!

  3. Angry elf in FL
    Angry elf in FL at ·

    Im so sick and tired of rude people and people getting confused at my aggressive driving and bird flicking while driving around in heavy traffic and in Catholic achool carlines with my rudolph nose and antlers on my car, reindeer can get tired of people’s crap too…not to mention, when i order a bagel woth a schmear, i expect more than a sliver for God’s sake

  4. Anonymous
    Anonymous at ·

    My husband…I love him…like I really do….but he’s the dumbest mother fu$&er that I know.

    Pray for me ya’ll.

  5. Chicago Tommy
    Chicago Tommy at ·

    I got a problem with the Verizon TV ad, in which, a young man scales the outside of a young lady’s bedroom. What makes it worse is it’s always airing. Then there’s her father, acting as if this is a ongoing occurence, but with different fellas. Verizon, it’s one thing to smooth a silk sheet with a hot babe, ugh! I lost my train of thought.

  6. CrazyCatLady
    CrazyCatLady at ·

    My cat. I love him, but why does he have to throw up on the box I was just about to mail?

  7. Anonymous
    Anonymous at ·

    Republicans are just so stupid.

    1. Anonymous
      Anonymous at ·

      Democrats are told how to think….

  8. Jeremy
    Jeremy at ·

    My mother COMPLETELY lacks common sense. She’ll do stuff like put soaking wet dishes on the drying rack and gets all of the dry dishes wet again. Shit she does is infuriating.

  9. Anonymous
    Anonymous at ·

    I hate the Meg Myers cover of “Running Up That Hill”. Her voice irritates the piss out of me.

  10. Newman
    Newman at ·

    I’m so tired of a girl who strings along my son when she’s “needy”. She has cheated on him at least 5 times. Yet when she’s sad and lonely she calls for some love. Her shit can fu*k off.

  11. Kessler
    Kessler at ·

    I’ve had it with the fifth dentist. Won’t recommend Trident; won’t recommend colgate…
    What’s this madman peddling, anyway?
    Blackjack gum and Aim?

  12. Elena
    Elena at ·

    I’ve got a problem with all the people who think they know it all! It’s especially annoying to those of us who do!

  13. Erin Walla aka 'the Drake'
    Erin Walla aka 'the Drake' at ·

    My grievance is with people who bitch about roundabouts.
    What is so damn scary/hard?
    You get in, you go round and then about you go.

  14. Independant George
    Independant George at ·

    People who don’t clean all the snow off their car BEFORE driving it.

  15. Anonymous
    Anonymous at ·

    I got lots of problems with you people my mother in laws he is so uneducated and talks like a hillbilly. My kids are spoiled and rude, wife is a drama queen. Also problems with drive through food clerks and snowbirds

  16. Darlene
    Darlene at ·

    Why people let their dog vomit for a week, but bring them in on “emergency” at 5:30 pm on a Friday…..

  17. Alphapat
    Alphapat at ·

    I’m tired of all the magats here in the south. They and their evil manipulators are disastrous! And what about all these singers who either are blaringly loud or whisper in baby-just-woke-up voices. And don’t get me started on people who can’t tell time from a clock and can’t write or read cursive. Not to mention the southern tradition of rubbernecking and not signaling for turns and lane changes. And, for heaven’s sake, people, put an end to the faux hawk!

  18. Anonymous
    Anonymous at ·

    I lost my train of thought.

    1. Art Vandelay
      Art Vandelay at ·

      Oooh I love trains!
      Festivus 4ever!

  19. Anonymous
    Anonymous at ·

    What’s with the people who drive slow in the passing lane?

    And what about the morons who dont get out of the way for ambulances?

    Furthermore, what’s up with…i lost my train of thought

  20. Mellissa B
    Mellissa B at ·

    It has been far too hot and we haven’t had any rain.
    Also, I’m still overweight.

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