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Festivus 2019 Airing of Grievances
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People who say irregardless…..
My boss is making me work Christmas night.
I’ve got a problem with you BAMA FANS and you’re gonna hear about it!!! Why aren’t you in the playoff? Wait one second…Tua many players on the field!! So suck it up and quit your bellyaching!
Tired of people who tell you to do something, rather than ask you. (i.e.) I need you to help me install a carpet.
Asking goes a long way.
I’m tired of people who are offended by everything! Nut up!
People who refuse to check facts before posting GARBAGE!
After I bought a bunch of cheap gum, I got it home to discover it was expired.
Seinfeld didn’t get a 10th season
I am sick if the Happy Holidays vs Merry Christmas debate.
Hey! First of all, back in the day, Happy Holidays was intended to cover the Entire Holiday Season from Thanksgiving to New Year’s….
But no matter….if someone wishes you a Happy Anything, it is a wish for a happy day. They are being nice. It does not matter what they wish to call that day or that season. Smile and say Thank you, you too. Period .
They don’t mean to offend , so why be offended?
I hate it when people park in the handicapped spots who don’t belong there, or park part way into the blue striped area. That area is already typically not wide enough for the wheelchair ramp to drop down AND the person to manuever their chair out …..
People who are first in line when light changes and wait instead of going. Then only 2 or 3 cars get to go
People who say Mars Capone instead of Mass-car-ponay…
Dear Uber drivers,
If it’s 7am, I am 100% likely to be on my way to work. It’s not fair to give people 3 stars because I don’t want to talk to you about how rainy it’s been for 30 minutes on my way to my job. I want to overthink my non-existent love life.
On the menu for Festivus, a full bird, stuffed with ham, topped with gorgonzola.
I’m really sick of monsters abusing animals! I see these poor innocent souls terrorized by their owners and I hope karma has her way of revenge!
This grievance is directed towards the Kroger on the I-55 Frontage Road in Jackson, MS. As the only grocery store in this part of the city, there are two particular Festivus grievances to address:
1) The angled parking spaces make your customers want to rumble before even getting to the store. Repaint the damn spaces so they are regular parking spaces! Repaint the damn spaces. I don’t even work for you, but I would volunteer to come help.
2) You are trying to fire all of your cashiers, so you close all but two of lines 1-27 so you can force people into the self-check out lines that nobody likes. Get rid of these things and just open up all 27 lines, you idiots! We love the cashiers like Dr. Larry. Keep the cashiers… fire the robots.
What’s with all the “sell by” dates on food? Just give me the “use by” date. I’m no scientist.
It occurred to me as soon as I moved to California from the East Coast, almost thirty years ago, that people out here have no freaking clue as to how to merge onto the freeway (a.k.a. parkway, turnpike, expressway, highway). They still don’t; if anything, it’s only gotten worse. Why can’t these morons get it? It’s really, really, really simple. Drive to the end of the merge lane, and then…you go, and I let you in. And then the next car goes, and the person who was behind me lets them in. And VOILA! Traffic doesn’t get snarled. How smart does a person have to be to understand that?!?
I’m tired of people thinking I have a problem with them. I’m not angry, this is just how I talk.
I am so completely f**king sick of people getting offended by everything.
Our national anthem is our national anthem. If you don’t like it leave our country. We sometimes say you people, we like our hockey players. We love baby it’s cold outside and we say Merry Christmas ya’ll… oh and We love our old
Disney movies. They are not offensive, we don’t need to get butt hurt over everything, and nothing is going wrong with appreciating the past as much as the future. You all are killing me —just enjoy where we are at, not always what we have to change.