Festivus 2019 Airing of Grievances

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Kruger, you couldn’t smooth a silk sheet if you had a hot date with a babe… … I lost my train of thought.

Grievances are closed. Go ahead and read the grievances below.

118 thoughts on “Festivus 2019 Airing of Grievances”

  1. What’s with the people who drive slow in the passing lane?

    And what about the morons who dont get out of the way for ambulances?

    Furthermore, what’s up with…i lost my train of thought

  2. I’m tired of all the magats here in the south. They and their evil manipulators are disastrous! And what about all these singers who either are blaringly loud or whisper in baby-just-woke-up voices. And don’t get me started on people who can’t tell time from a clock and can’t write or read cursive. Not to mention the southern tradition of rubbernecking and not signaling for turns and lane changes. And, for heaven’s sake, people, put an end to the faux hawk!

  3. Why people let their dog vomit for a week, but bring them in on “emergency” at 5:30 pm on a Friday…..

  4. I got lots of problems with you people my mother in laws he is so uneducated and talks like a hillbilly. My kids are spoiled and rude, wife is a drama queen. Also problems with drive through food clerks and snowbirds

  5. My grievance is with people who bitch about roundabouts.
    What is so damn scary/hard?
    You get in, you go round and then about you go.

  6. I’ve got a problem with all the people who think they know it all! It’s especially annoying to those of us who do!

  7. I’ve had it with the fifth dentist. Won’t recommend Trident; won’t recommend colgate…
    What’s this madman peddling, anyway?
    Blackjack gum and Aim?

  8. I’m so tired of a girl who strings along my son when she’s “needy”. She has cheated on him at least 5 times. Yet when she’s sad and lonely she calls for some love. Her sh1t can fu*k off.

  9. My mother COMPLETELY lacks common sense. She’ll do stuff like put soaking wet dishes on the drying rack and gets all of the dry dishes wet again. sh1t she does is infuriating.

  10. I got a problem with the Verizon TV ad, in which, a young man scales the outside of a young lady’s bedroom. What makes it worse is it’s always airing. Then there’s her father, acting as if this is a ongoing occurence, but with different fellas. Verizon, it’s one thing to smooth a silk sheet with a hot babe, ugh! I lost my train of thought.

  11. My husband…I love him…like I really do….but he’s the dumbest mother fu$&er that I know.

    Pray for me ya’ll.

  12. Im so sick and tired of rude people and people getting confused at my aggressive driving and bird flicking while driving around in heavy traffic and in Catholic achool carlines with my rudolph nose and antlers on my car, reindeer can get tired of people’s crap too…not to mention, when i order a bagel woth a schmear, i expect more than a sliver for God’s sake

  13. My city is filled with ignorant, inbred, intolerant idiots. It’s like the Simpsons version of Springfield, they’re all so ass-backwards from the highest office to the lowest gutters. Glad Ii wasn’t born here, and looking forward to a major demographic shift away from idiocracy!

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