Festivus Airing of Grievances
NOTE The airing of grievances has ended. You may view the results here.
The “Airing of Grievances,” a key part of Festivus, involves participants telling friends and family about all the disappointments they’ve experienced in the past year. In this online forum, we give people a chance to air their grievances.
Scroll down to read grievances aired by others, or submit your own grievance in the form at the bottom of the page.
Please note! Name and email are not required. Your grievance will not appear immediately. We reserve the right to moderate the submissions and will remove anything that is libellous, inflammatory, racist, hate speech, or fake news. We also ignore anything that is for or against a specific political figure or political party. Of course, we realize people have complaints, but going back and forth on politics is simply pathetic. If you have a problem with this, please submit your complaint as a grievance. We just love to hear from our fans.
How do I sue the government for ruining the economy?
The price of gas never went down.
If my ear was injured wouldn’t there be a scar or even a slight malformation of the ear lobe? Seems like a strange miracle. Are we dealing with divine intervention now?
People who abandon pets are cowardly and shameful.
The aluminum cartels increasing the cost of Festivus poles while decreasing the strength to weight ratio. It’s criminal.
Anyone that decorates a Festivus pole
I would, but the tinsel distracts me.
People who pay a membership to shop at Costco.
Since when is the US proud of war crimes?
I have celiac disease, I miss normal bread so much 😭
When will we get Hot Tub Time Machine 3?
I hate the government
SAME!
Big time!
My department manager is mean to me for no reason.
Politicians who are openly corrupt and we are supposed to accept that these days.
Health insurance being tied to employment is a big scam, keeps people miserable and stuck in jobs they hate.
PREACH!!!
As the daddy of Festivus Daniel O’keefe used to say, fuck fascism.
Used cars are the same price as a new car. Whats up with that.
Why are grocery prices so high? Who said they would fix this? They haven’t fixed anything.
No I don’t need to extend my car warranty.
The carpet sweeper is the biggest scam since one hour martinizing,
You know how to take the reservation, you just don’t know how to hold the reservation. And that’s really the most important part of the reservation, the holding. Anybody can just take them!