105 thoughts on “Airing of Grievances – Festivus 2024”
My Tesla broke down and it will cost as much as a new car to repair it. It was fun to drive until it turned into a giant brick.
SNL just is not trying anymore. For example, that yearly battle between news hosts is now too cringeworthy for me to watch.
Why does Netflix have commercials? What happened?
How come the Utah Hockey Club does not have a name? How hard is that? I know they are waiting a year to come up with a name. When they reveal the name after waiting a year it better be good.
For “friends and family,” if you are not making an effort to be a part of my life, why should I make an effort to be a part of yours?
Isn’t it ironic that the SNL cold opening always begins with a forced laugh from the audience.
Sports commentators who can’t stop using metaphors. Not a problem if they sprinkle a few in but for some every damn sentence they say has to be a metaphor. The team is based near a coast? They’re sailors, steering their ship towards a win! They’re from the southwest? They’re either thrifty or greedy to score! Really, just commentate the game instead of losing yourself in metaphors all the time.
Forgot in my original airing but the Chiefs are the most fraudulent team in the NFL at 14 wins and just tick me off, my Miami Hurricanes lost to ‘Cuse in their best season since I was 2 months old (not including 2017) to knock them out of the College Football Playoff and into the Pop Tarts bowl and I was vulnerable and asked out a girl who I trusted who I wanted to keep me asking her out between her since we used to be in the same friend group and after she rejected me she gossiped to everyone and I didn’t end up knowing that everyone knew until I was finally ready to directly tell them 3 months later…
My grandma passed away this spring who was my favourite person in the world plus I have no friends left in my hometown which sucks since when I left university for the spring I was left with no friends within 1000 kilometres of me for 4 months
Whenever me and my friend go out to dinner, he gives me a list of options as for where we could go. Yet, it always has to be me that decides. Indecision is a big problem I have.
I hate having several options and the ball being in my court, metaphorically speaking.
Just gonna move along this year and save it up for the big stuff!
kids these days! with all their “skippy dee” and “brain rot”, what happened to drinking from the hose? playing tag? saying “rad”? i just want to grill!
Full-size flags on vehicles. I don’t want to get killed Final Destination-style because some ****-nut figured some zip ties a tent pole and some duct tape was good enough to secure a spear of hatred.
Stop wishing me happy holidays! I work on all of those days so they aren’t holidays for me. I don’t celebrate Christmas because I’m home alone during that time, working from home. I don’t wanna hear about it. There is no Christmas for me.
My grievance is about all organized religion. Your mythology is cute, but it’s time to realize it doesn’t make you any better than the rest of us.
People driving at night with their lights off. Same people not using turn signals. Are you trying to conserve your light bulbs?
The ven diagram of people who hate immigrants and people who get rich using immigrant labor is a perfect circle. How dumb is that?
Can’t someone beat the Kansas City Chiefs? Someone needs to knock them off their high horse.
My Tesla broke down and it will cost as much as a new car to repair it. It was fun to drive until it turned into a giant brick.
SNL just is not trying anymore. For example, that yearly battle between news hosts is now too cringeworthy for me to watch.
Why does Netflix have commercials? What happened?
How come the Utah Hockey Club does not have a name? How hard is that? I know they are waiting a year to come up with a name. When they reveal the name after waiting a year it better be good.
For “friends and family,” if you are not making an effort to be a part of my life, why should I make an effort to be a part of yours?
Isn’t it ironic that the SNL cold opening always begins with a forced laugh from the audience.
Sports commentators who can’t stop using metaphors. Not a problem if they sprinkle a few in but for some every damn sentence they say has to be a metaphor. The team is based near a coast? They’re sailors, steering their ship towards a win! They’re from the southwest? They’re either thrifty or greedy to score! Really, just commentate the game instead of losing yourself in metaphors all the time.
Forgot in my original airing but the Chiefs are the most fraudulent team in the NFL at 14 wins and just tick me off, my Miami Hurricanes lost to ‘Cuse in their best season since I was 2 months old (not including 2017) to knock them out of the College Football Playoff and into the Pop Tarts bowl and I was vulnerable and asked out a girl who I trusted who I wanted to keep me asking her out between her since we used to be in the same friend group and after she rejected me she gossiped to everyone and I didn’t end up knowing that everyone knew until I was finally ready to directly tell them 3 months later…
My grandma passed away this spring who was my favourite person in the world plus I have no friends left in my hometown which sucks since when I left university for the spring I was left with no friends within 1000 kilometres of me for 4 months
Whenever me and my friend go out to dinner, he gives me a list of options as for where we could go. Yet, it always has to be me that decides. Indecision is a big problem I have.
I hate having several options and the ball being in my court, metaphorically speaking.
Just gonna move along this year and save it up for the big stuff!
kids these days! with all their “skippy dee” and “brain rot”, what happened to drinking from the hose? playing tag? saying “rad”? i just want to grill!
Full-size flags on vehicles. I don’t want to get killed Final Destination-style because some ****-nut figured some zip ties a tent pole and some duct tape was good enough to secure a spear of hatred.
Stop wishing me happy holidays! I work on all of those days so they aren’t holidays for me. I don’t celebrate Christmas because I’m home alone during that time, working from home. I don’t wanna hear about it. There is no Christmas for me.
My grievance is about all organized religion. Your mythology is cute, but it’s time to realize it doesn’t make you any better than the rest of us.
People driving at night with their lights off. Same people not using turn signals. Are you trying to conserve your light bulbs?
The ven diagram of people who hate immigrants and people who get rich using immigrant labor is a perfect circle. How dumb is that?
Can’t someone beat the Kansas City Chiefs? Someone needs to knock them off their high horse.