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Airing of Grievances – Festivus 2022
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Ramblings about the Holiday for the Rest of Us – By FestivusWeb.com
People who don’t return shopping carts. They are selfish heathens who should be locked up to make shopping better for decent people.
Static electricity builds up when I pet my cats in the winter, and it discharges into their sensitive noses and ears.
How am I supposed to explain these shocks to my cats?
I think I speak for a lot of people when I ask this question. Isn’t Christmas shopping a pain? I mean, stores overcrowded with people buying gifts and food and parking lots completely full, and I don’t drive.
Christmas is supposed to be about peace and love, but now it seems to be more about greed and gluttony. Not to mention capitalism, which Vladimir Lenin said is fascism in decay.
Even though Festivus is somewhat awkward and maybe a little mean-spirited depending on your perspective, it looks less stressful than Christmas.
Public transportation.
Don’t get me wrong, I enjoy taking public transportation. It beats being stuck in traffic. The problem I have with public transportation is that the bus never shows up at the time it’s supposed to. It only shows up like five minutes later. Same thing for trains.
Also, it’s a pain when every seat is taken and there are more people on busses or rapid transit trains. It’s so overcrowded it’s overwhelming. It feels a bit like you’re suffocating, am I right? Just ask Elaine when she was on her way to a friend’s wedding.
Lastly, there’ll sometimes be a delay or cancelation and they don’t explain it to you and you find yourself waiting for minutes on end or you’ll have to wait for the next bus or train. Sometimes when you’re on a train, it’ll stop in the middle of it’s trip to it’s next destination and you’ll be stuck in there for awhile.
Apart from that, public transportation is great.
Today was supposed to be my last day of work before the holidays. Unfortunately, cause of the “major” winter storm we were supposed to have, the school I work at was closed because of the weather, meaning that my Christmas vacation is beginning a day earlier than planned.
For the storm, snow, rain, freezing rain, and strong winds were forecasted. So far, there’s been a bit of snow, rain, a bit of wind, and maybe freezing rain, but it hasn’t been as bad as forecasted. Nevertheless, the school I work at was closed and I’m going back only on the 10th of January.
Is it just me or is everybody overreacting to the weather nowadays?
Anyway, Happy Festivus!
When some people assume you’re okay when they know what’s going on in your life and they do nothing. Do Something!!!!!!! Don’t leave it up to me to make another decision as to how you can help me. Like saying, “Let me know if you need anything…” Just DO! Don’t put it on me!
Working Retail During The Holidays
We were delayed in Chicago 2+hrs. We finally got into airport around 2:30 this morning. Left Vegas around 9am. Then had to go out in dark to trek the rain to get our car which stayed place stayed open for us. Papa couldnt figure out the lights so we drove thru rain no lights to hotel. He didn’t want to pull over. Longest trip evvvvvver.
Flames of War Late war, your infanty suck!
My Christmas lights are not in sink with each other, my neighbor copied my signature decoration and baby Jesus and his parents keep blowing over!
PEOPLE let’s get it together!!!
Happy Festivus to the rest of us! Can’t wait to air the grievances tonight!
Taco Bell keeps bringing back those awful Nacho Fries but they haven’t brought back my beloved Double Decker Taco.
My boyfriend of 8 years won’t come to family Christmas eve dinner.
People in my town don’t know how to drive!
The same people I aired grievances against last year are even more stupid this year.
My organisation makes me use the Windows operating system.
My job sucks, the Buffalo Bills lost to the chiefs in the divisional round with 13 seconds left in the game up by 3 points and the Miami Hurricanes officially wasn’t bowl eligible for the first time since 2007.
Drivers who swerve into the lane to their left prior to making a right turn.
Any driver I have to pass on the right.
Drivers…
People! Ahhhhh
I think I was poisoned by swallowing a penny as a kid and it’s still down there because I burp copper.
The Big Mac is so small now they should rename it the Teeny Tiny Mac.
Drivers that signal a lane change and then come to a complete stop until someone in the other lane stops and lets them in. So pathetic.