Airing of Grievances – Festivus 2022

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1. My dog still wants to eat my cats poop! Today it happened! I had the litter box out to clean and she snuck in and did that naughty thing. I feel guilty for yelling at her! I love her so much
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2. 2022 Grievances:
   The fact that it rained on my birthday
   The perverse threesome between the chicken rooster and hen
   30 years later there still aren’t any vacancies in Tuscany or Del Boca Vista
   The fact that low fat donuts still taste awful.
   That I haven’t been offered peanuts on a flight in over 20 years

3. I’ve got a lot of problems with everyone, and their going to hear about it. They couldn’t smooth a silk sheet if they had a hot date with a babe.

4. My grievance is against those fake television fireplaces. If they are so great why don’t people play them all year round?

5. People who take a ton of groceries into the self checkout. Leave the self checkout to those that want to pop in, buy a few things, and get out.

6. My boss is a real sociopath. She takes credit for our work, but secretly hates us minions.

7. People

8. Very upset that changes in our town that were made due to Covid19 are not going back to normal as we get back to normal. I don’t think normal will ever return and I don’t like many parts of the new normal.

9. I’m getting a little tired of Gen Z stealing all of our stuff from the 80s and 90s and acting like they invented it.

10. If parents could teach their little germ factories some basic etiquette to cover their mouths when they sneeze or cough that would be great. I don’t need to get sick from your little demon spawn because you have the intelligence of a coatrack to not know how to actually raise the little parasites you meat head humanoids unleashed on society.
    I’d tell you to teach them some manners but like everything else in life, like parenthood, you failed that too. When your kids become school dropouts, tell them I said I want a #5 with extra pickles and extra large fries. That’s all they’ll ever amount to in life, thanks to you.

11. Maybe I will post the story, but no meatloaf dinner. Instead, a lunch, but mo pizza from Pechinnos

12. I am furious that I’ll be unable to participate in the feats of strength this year. My shoulder is in constant pain, and it’s all George’s fault.

13. You look like a guy who would steal his own catalytic converter.

14. I wish this dumbass “boyfriend” would commit or fuck off. Or am I the dumbass? Fucker.

15. I’m tired of so few caring about the state of water in the world and even when they do seem to do not spend the time and effort to correct the problem

16. It supposed to come home, but it didn’t. Damn you, Harry Kane

17. No toilet paper in the bathroom!!

18. Family who mostly forgets to include a 92 year old aunt in their holiday plans!

19. Serious.
    I have had issues caring for my mother for the past the three months and after being a good friend to others, no one wants to help me through this, or even listen. Y’all suck

20. Hot dogs sold in 8 packs and rolls come in 6 packs… stop the insanity, I need serenity now!

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