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People eating crunchy food in a quiet room. For the love of the grumpy go outside.
Don’t use the indicators on your Audi. It confuses other motorists. They expect it to rain jellybabies first.
You know how to take the reservation, you just don’t know how to hold the reservation. And that’s really the most important part of the reservation: the holding. Anybody can just take them.
Get off your can and take care of yourself!J
Serenity now! We need a divorce. Not only are you a hipster doofus but you are ALSO going bald. Results are in… FAT! Also, I see your act daily and I just can’t be with a man I don’t respect. What are you doing with yourself? Divorce though? Kinda harsh… but what do I care though? I’m not the one going to hell. All my car presets are Christian radio. High five! Oh… and our little girl does look like Lyndon Johnson. Time is up ya soup Nazi. I’m ready to say NEXT! Perhaps move on to a juicy Makinaw peach. SERENITY NOW. (Insanity later).
Pet Peeves:
1. When making a right or left turn, please do not swing out into the left or right lane in order to make said turn. You do not have to do that.
2.Driving 20 miles under the speed limit in the left lane.
3. Stores that decorate for a particular holiday months ahead of said holiday.
4. My husband who leaves his dirty socks like a trail of breadcrumbs around the house for the LAST THIRTY YEARS
When did the exclamation point become obligatory to express a positive sentiment? Without it, replies and requests now sound flat or outright dismissive.
“I passed that suggestion on to Rob.”
“Thanks.” compared to “Thanks!”
“Can you help get the equipment ready for the presentation?”
“Sure.” compared to “Sure!”
I want to know who is responsible for this unnecessary and artificially cheerful nuisance punctuation fad!!!!!
My teenager has no ambition!
Quit calling any politician/ celebrity who is having trouble due to their own dumb behavior embattled!
My in-laws are the worst
People do not know how to merge!
The bedsheets in my motel room were tucked too tightly.
When people can’t just be truthful about their feelings
My office is relocating right in the big middle of the holidays. Packing/moving is the worst.
She had a football shaped goiter jutting out of her neck. They should tell you up front, height, weight, goiter. Going in blindly with out goiter information is not cool.
The dingo ate YR baby !!
My wife lost weight and now I have to lose weight. Why couldn’t she stay fat?
You left my butter up on the roof!
I wish my belt-less trenchcoat had a belt.
My horse had to be shot.