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Ramblings about the Holiday for the Rest of Us – By FestivusWeb.com
Airing of Grievances for 2015 has ended!
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why oh why is my birthday on Festivus
Why do people feel bettering their lives means ditching their kid and dying dad and starting a new life in a different state. Totally doesn’t make sense! What kind of moron ditches their kid?!
Why do I have to work on Festivus?
Could you just go to therapy already rather than inflict your mood swings on all of us?
I buy a small drink, it comes filled to the brim with ice and there’s maybe a half-cup of soda. I buy a large drink, I get the same amount of ice and an ocean of soda. Just put half the amount of ice in the small soda! That’s all I want!
Could everyone just NOT leave dishes in the sink
People who are offended by everything. In attempt to make everyone feel good about themselves, we are no longer able to say anything.
What gives with retail customers taking their frustrations out on hourly employees? We are here to show you where things are, answer questions about which choice is best for you and help facilitate your purchase, not baby sit your kids, clean up your dog’s “leavings” or adjudicate an argument with your significant other over which doily looks best with which coverlet. Remember. it’s YOUR home. You are the ultimate “decider”.
What’s the deal with people who board the city bus and stand right behind the “standee line” the whole time, blocking others who need or want to get to the seats behind them as they should have done in the first place. If you’re getting off at the very next stop, okay maybe, but still, don’t clog up the aisle, and if you have a stroller, please, just walk.
Why do corporate “big whigs” (a.k.a. A**holes) feel the need to change policies, when they just changed them 3 months ago….let it go already and let us deal with THESE changes before you start changing again.
Patients who don’t take a bath! Clean yourself before you see your healthcare provider!
Mine is at my baby brother why did you died we had plans and you were the only one who truly loved me or care about me now I am totally alone. I am mad as hell at you , you swore and promise me you will not died till after I am gone and you would never leave me alone on this earth.
P.S. Actually – I don’t even care! I will conquer you in the feats of strength!!
good luck with that, Festivus shall continue!
now let us celebrate the 19th annual re-established Festivus!
Why do you have to be mean to me when it was someone else that made you mad!?
Drivers picking their nose, Really?? DO you really think no one can see you picking your nose, and ladies especially… shame on you.. really you don’t have a piece of tissue anywhere in your car?? IF you have to pick can you choose not to do it at the red light where everyone can see you!!grrr…
when people mock my religion. the strength to weight ratio is REAL!
I’m tired to the core of the needless gun and violence metaphors used in sports broadcasting. Can’t they be more original???
Damn ISIS freaks!!! Just respect the Festivus pole and don’t be so serious.
air farts in public places. I know it was you, so does everyone else, say excuse me!!!
Or trying to take a yoga class and someone in front of you farts
Shoobies….damn shoobies!!! If you aren’t from the South Jersey/Philly area, you probably don’t know what I”m talking about. Google it. They make our lives miserable every Summer and holiday weekends throughout the year. LOCALS ONLY! grrrr