{"id":703,"date":"2018-12-18T21:18:39","date_gmt":"2018-12-19T03:18:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/festivusweb.com\/blog\/?p=703"},"modified":"2018-12-18T21:19:49","modified_gmt":"2018-12-19T03:19:49","slug":"get-that-pole-from-the-crawlspace-festivus-is-nigh","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/festivusweb.com\/blog\/get-that-pole-from-the-crawlspace-festivus-is-nigh\/","title":{"rendered":"Get that pole from the crawlspace. Festivus is nigh!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s only five days to Festivus! Let&#8217;s see how some of our Facebook visitors are preparing for their favorite holiday.<\/p>\n<h2>First, get some Festivus tuneage playing&#8230;<\/h2>\n<p>Dave DeSloover gets\u00a0pumped for Festivus by listening\u00a0to <em>The Festivus Song<\/em> by The Express Local on SoundCloud. Take a listen for some Festivus cheer!<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/w.soundcloud.com\/player\/?url=https%3A\/\/api.soundcloud.com\/tracks\/8099585&amp;color=%23ff5500&amp;auto_play=false&amp;hide_related=false&amp;show_comments=true&amp;show_user=true&amp;show_reposts=false&amp;show_teaser=true&amp;visual=true\" width=\"100%\" height=\"300\" frameborder=\"no\" scrolling=\"no\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h2>Get that pole from the crawlspace<\/h2>\n<p>Chris Green gives us a peek of his crawlspace. It&#8217;s full of everything and a pole! Frank Costanza would be so proud!<\/p>\n<h2><a href=\"https:\/\/festivusweb.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/48363287_10217105567207488_344916995201826816_n.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-704\" src=\"https:\/\/festivusweb.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/48363287_10217105567207488_344916995201826816_n.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"720\" height=\"960\" srcset=\"https:\/\/festivusweb.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/48363287_10217105567207488_344916995201826816_n.jpg 720w, https:\/\/festivusweb.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/48363287_10217105567207488_344916995201826816_n-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 720px) 100vw, 720px\" \/><\/a><\/h2>\n<p>&#8230; and out of that, a pole was born! It&#8217;s a beauty! Thanks for posting a before and after pic Chris!<\/p><div class=\"festi-after-4-paragraphs\" id=\"festi-1846184439\"><script async src=\"\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- FestivusWeb Responsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-3297689279938125\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"3697394480\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/div>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/festivusweb.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/48383298_10217105572207613_4791012890289111040_n.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-706\" src=\"https:\/\/festivusweb.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/48383298_10217105572207613_4791012890289111040_n.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"720\" height=\"960\" srcset=\"https:\/\/festivusweb.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/48383298_10217105572207613_4791012890289111040_n.jpg 720w, https:\/\/festivusweb.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/48383298_10217105572207613_4791012890289111040_n-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 720px) 100vw, 720px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h2 class=\"title style-scope ytd-video-primary-info-renderer\">Feats of Strength Training II<\/h2>\n<p>A quick and dirty Feats of Strength training video. This instructional video is so on point we didn&#8217;t even ask to see &#8220;Feats of Strength Training I.&#8221; You don&#8217;t need it! You can start with part II.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Be fully trained before your guests arrive. It&#8217;s not how hard Festivus can hit, but how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/_KRpiH_kdYo\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<h2>It\u2019s a pole, it\u2019s a pole, it\u2019s a pole&#8230;<span class=\"_5mfr\"><span class=\"_6qdm\">\ud83c\udfb6<\/span><\/span><\/h2>\n<p>Finally, Renee has placed the pole in a place where it can guard the house. It&#8217;s high strength-to-weight ratio is a beacon of safety to all who reside within the residence. Even the stuffed animals find safety near the pole. 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Let&#8217;s see how some of our Facebook visitors are preparing for their favorite holiday. First, get some Festivus tuneage playing&#8230; Dave DeSloover gets\u00a0pumped for Festivus by listening\u00a0to The Festivus Song by The Express Local on SoundCloud. Take a listen for some Festivus cheer! &nbsp; Get that pole from the &#8230; <a title=\"Get that pole from the crawlspace. Festivus is nigh!\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/festivusweb.com\/blog\/get-that-pole-from-the-crawlspace-festivus-is-nigh\/\" aria-label=\"Read more about Get that pole from the crawlspace. 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