{"id":141,"date":"2014-12-12T16:24:41","date_gmt":"2014-12-12T22:24:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/festivusweb.com\/blog\/?p=141"},"modified":"2018-02-08T14:24:59","modified_gmt":"2018-02-08T20:24:59","slug":"round-and-round-the-festivus-pole","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/festivusweb.com\/blog\/round-and-round-the-festivus-pole\/","title":{"rendered":"Round and Round the Festivus Pole"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s Friday and there&#8217;s only 11 days to Festivus! \u00a0We&#8217;d like to take a little time and do a roundup of what is going on in realm of\u00a0Festivus.<\/p>\n<p>First order of business! \u00a0We&#8217;ve got more poles to show you! \u00a0Second order of business is dessert! \u00a0PS. It&#8217;s down at the bottom of the page if you&#8217;re hungry now.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_144\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-144\" style=\"width: 449px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/festivusweb.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/carl-malmquist.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-144 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/festivusweb.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/carl-malmquist.jpg\" alt=\"carl malmquist\" width=\"459\" height=\"523\" srcset=\"https:\/\/festivusweb.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/carl-malmquist.jpg 459w, https:\/\/festivusweb.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/carl-malmquist-263x300.jpg 263w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 459px) 100vw, 459px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-144\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Facebook user Carl Malmquist is so very proud of his pole! Surely, it is a fine pole and I have no problem showing it! \u00a0It&#8217;s unadorned and made of aluminum, <a href=\"http:\/\/festivusweb.com\/festivus-songs-carols.htm\">It&#8217;s a pole! It&#8217;s a pole! It&#8217;s a pole!<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_145\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-145\" style=\"width: 483px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/festivusweb.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/daniel-garcia.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-145 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/festivusweb.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/daniel-garcia.jpg\" alt=\"daniel garcia\" width=\"493\" height=\"698\" srcset=\"https:\/\/festivusweb.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/daniel-garcia.jpg 493w, https:\/\/festivusweb.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/daniel-garcia-211x300.jpg 211w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 493px) 100vw, 493px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-145\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">A nice lookin&#8217; pole posted by Daniel Garcia on Twitter. It&#8217;s a home made beauty with a nice note for the uninformed. \u00a0Cost of the pole = $0. \u00a0Festivus cheer expressed = $Priceless.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_146\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-146\" style=\"width: 513px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/festivusweb.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/EricRauty.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-146 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/festivusweb.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/EricRauty.jpg\" alt=\"EricRauty\" width=\"523\" height=\"673\" srcset=\"https:\/\/festivusweb.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/EricRauty.jpg 523w, https:\/\/festivusweb.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/EricRauty-233x300.jpg 233w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 523px) 100vw, 523px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-146\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Twitter user Eric Rautenstrauch, from Attleboro, MA, posted a pic of his fancy untippable pole. Apparently, Eric is also a fan of hockey played on half a rink and fancy footballs from defunct football leagues. There must be a USFL football around there as well.<\/figcaption><\/figure><div class=\"festi-mid-content\" id=\"festi-431768636\"><script async src=\"\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- FestivusWeb Responsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-3297689279938125\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"3697394480\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_147\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-147\" style=\"width: 668px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/festivusweb.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/Stacy-Taylor.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-147 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/festivusweb.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/Stacy-Taylor.jpg\" alt=\"Stacy Taylor\" width=\"678\" height=\"692\" srcset=\"https:\/\/festivusweb.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/Stacy-Taylor.jpg 678w, https:\/\/festivusweb.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/Stacy-Taylor-293x300.jpg 293w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 678px) 100vw, 678px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-147\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">On Twitter, Stacy Taylor has posted a pic of the pole at work. Tis&#8217; an excellent pole, full of Festivus cheer and a high strength-to-weight ratio.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<div class=\"festi-content-placement\" id=\"festi-3222406665\"><script async src=\"\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- FestivusWeb Responsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-3297689279938125\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"3697394480\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s Friday and there&#8217;s only 11 days to Festivus! \u00a0We&#8217;d like to take a little time and do a roundup of what is going on in realm of\u00a0Festivus. First order of business! \u00a0We&#8217;ve got more poles to show you! \u00a0Second order of business is dessert! \u00a0PS. 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