{"id":1107,"date":"2021-12-23T08:09:05","date_gmt":"2021-12-23T14:09:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/festivusweb.com\/blog\/?p=1107"},"modified":"2021-12-23T08:09:05","modified_gmt":"2021-12-23T14:09:05","slug":"happy-festivus-to-one-and-all","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/festivusweb.com\/blog\/happy-festivus-to-one-and-all\/","title":{"rendered":"Happy Festivus to one and all!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today is Festivus,\u00a0 I have a lot of problems with you people and your going to hear about it! But first, we have a roundup of Festivus happenings from around the Internet.<\/p>\n<h2>It&#8217;s a beautiful pole<\/h2>\n<p>First of all, Instagram user <a class=\"sqdOP yWX7d _8A5w5 ZIAjV \" tabindex=\"0\" href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/rcmiessler\/\">rcmiessler<\/a> demonstrates how you don&#8217;t need much to showcase your Festivus spirit. Just a little cardboard tube and aluminum foil will do the job.<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"instagram-media\" style=\"background: #FFF; border: 0; border-radius: 3px; box-shadow: 0 0 1px 0 rgba(0,0,0,0.5),0 1px 10px 0 rgba(0,0,0,0.15); margin: 1px; max-width: 540px; min-width: 326px; padding: 0; width: calc(100% - 2px);\" data-instgrm-captioned=\"\" data-instgrm-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/CX0-m3kgxiZ\/?utm_source=ig_embed&amp;utm_campaign=loading\" data-instgrm-version=\"14\">\n<div style=\"padding: 16px;\">\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div style=\"display: flex; flex-direction: row; align-items: center;\">\n<div style=\"background-color: #f4f4f4; border-radius: 50%; flex-grow: 0; height: 40px; margin-right: 14px; width: 40px;\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"display: flex; flex-direction: column; flex-grow: 1; justify-content: center;\">\n<div style=\"background-color: #f4f4f4; border-radius: 4px; flex-grow: 0; height: 14px; margin-bottom: 6px; width: 100px;\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"background-color: #f4f4f4; border-radius: 4px; flex-grow: 0; height: 14px; width: 60px;\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"padding: 19% 0;\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"display: block; height: 50px; margin: 0 auto 12px; width: 50px;\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"padding-top: 8px;\">\n<div style=\"color: #3897f0; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-weight: 550; line-height: 18px;\">View this post on Instagram<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"padding: 12.5% 0;\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"display: flex; flex-direction: row; margin-bottom: 14px; align-items: center;\">\n<div>\n<div style=\"background-color: #f4f4f4; border-radius: 50%; height: 12.5px; width: 12.5px; transform: translateX(0px) translateY(7px);\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"background-color: #f4f4f4; height: 12.5px; transform: rotate(-45deg) translateX(3px) translateY(1px); width: 12.5px; flex-grow: 0; margin-right: 14px; margin-left: 2px;\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"background-color: #f4f4f4; border-radius: 50%; height: 12.5px; width: 12.5px; transform: translateX(9px) translateY(-18px);\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"margin-left: 8px;\">\n<div style=\"background-color: #f4f4f4; border-radius: 50%; flex-grow: 0; height: 20px; width: 20px;\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"width: 0; height: 0; border-top: 2px solid transparent; border-left: 6px solid #f4f4f4; border-bottom: 2px solid transparent; transform: translateX(16px) translateY(-4px) rotate(30deg);\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"margin-left: auto;\">\n<div style=\"width: 0px; border-top: 8px solid #F4F4F4; border-right: 8px solid transparent; transform: translateY(16px);\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"background-color: #f4f4f4; flex-grow: 0; height: 12px; width: 16px; transform: translateY(-4px);\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"width: 0; height: 0; border-top: 8px solid #F4F4F4; border-left: 8px solid transparent; transform: translateY(-4px) translateX(8px);\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"display: flex; flex-direction: column; flex-grow: 1; justify-content: center; margin-bottom: 24px;\">\n<div style=\"background-color: #f4f4f4; border-radius: 4px; flex-grow: 0; height: 14px; margin-bottom: 6px; width: 224px;\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"background-color: #f4f4f4; border-radius: 4px; flex-grow: 0; height: 14px; width: 144px;\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #c9c8cd; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 17px; margin-bottom: 0; margin-top: 8px; overflow: hidden; padding: 8px 0 7px; text-align: center; text-overflow: ellipsis; white-space: nowrap;\"><a style=\"color: #c9c8cd; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 17px; text-decoration: none;\" href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/CX0-m3kgxiZ\/?utm_source=ig_embed&amp;utm_campaign=loading\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">A post shared by R.C. Miessler (@rcmiessler)<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/www.instagram.com\/embed.js\"><\/script><\/p>\n<h2>Festivus in Australia<\/h2>\n<p>In case you didn&#8217;t know Aussies are crazy for Seinfeld, and the Festivus holiday does not go by without being celebrated.<\/p>\n<p>As VIctoria Cushing reported on Facebook:<\/p><div class=\"festi-after-4-paragraphs\" id=\"festi-3579151800\"><script async src=\"\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- FestivusWeb Responsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-3297689279938125\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"3697394480\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/div>\n<p>&#8220;No donations were made to The Human Fund but Grievances were Aired, the Aluminum Pole was dug out of the crawl space and meatloaf on wilted lettuce was served. Happy Festivus from Melbourne, Australia to one and all.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/festivusweb.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/victoria-cushing-festivus-2021.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-1109\" src=\"https:\/\/festivusweb.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/victoria-cushing-festivus-2021-683x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"683\" height=\"1024\" srcset=\"https:\/\/festivusweb.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/victoria-cushing-festivus-2021-683x1024.jpg 683w, https:\/\/festivusweb.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/victoria-cushing-festivus-2021-200x300.jpg 200w, https:\/\/festivusweb.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/victoria-cushing-festivus-2021-768x1151.jpg 768w, https:\/\/festivusweb.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/victoria-cushing-festivus-2021-1025x1536.jpg 1025w, https:\/\/festivusweb.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/victoria-cushing-festivus-2021-860x1289.jpg 860w, https:\/\/festivusweb.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/victoria-cushing-festivus-2021.jpg 1201w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 683px) 100vw, 683px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h2>A stylish pole is always nice<\/h2>\n<p>Instagram user <span class=\"Jv7Aj mArmR MqpiF \"><a class=\"sqdOP yWX7d _8A5w5 ZIAjV \" tabindex=\"0\" href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/willvolume2\/\">willvolume2<\/a><\/span> presents a beautiful pole, with great style and high strength-to-weight ratio. We wonder what is behind the room divider&#8230; but, meh&#8230; just look at that pole! Happy Festivus!<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"instagram-media\" style=\"background: #FFF; border: 0; border-radius: 3px; box-shadow: 0 0 1px 0 rgba(0,0,0,0.5),0 1px 10px 0 rgba(0,0,0,0.15); margin: 1px; max-width: 540px; min-width: 326px; padding: 0; width: calc(100% - 2px);\" data-instgrm-captioned=\"\" data-instgrm-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/CX0-eM8LM7n\/?utm_source=ig_embed&amp;utm_campaign=loading\" data-instgrm-version=\"14\">\n<div style=\"padding: 16px;\">\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div style=\"display: flex; flex-direction: row; align-items: center;\">\n<div style=\"background-color: #f4f4f4; border-radius: 50%; flex-grow: 0; height: 40px; margin-right: 14px; width: 40px;\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"display: flex; flex-direction: column; flex-grow: 1; justify-content: center;\">\n<div style=\"background-color: #f4f4f4; border-radius: 4px; flex-grow: 0; height: 14px; margin-bottom: 6px; width: 100px;\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"background-color: #f4f4f4; border-radius: 4px; flex-grow: 0; height: 14px; width: 60px;\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"padding: 19% 0;\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"display: block; height: 50px; margin: 0 auto 12px; width: 50px;\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"padding-top: 8px;\">\n<div style=\"color: #3897f0; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-weight: 550; line-height: 18px;\">View this post on Instagram<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"padding: 12.5% 0;\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"display: flex; flex-direction: row; margin-bottom: 14px; align-items: center;\">\n<div>\n<div style=\"background-color: #f4f4f4; border-radius: 50%; height: 12.5px; width: 12.5px; transform: translateX(0px) translateY(7px);\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"background-color: #f4f4f4; height: 12.5px; transform: rotate(-45deg) translateX(3px) translateY(1px); width: 12.5px; flex-grow: 0; margin-right: 14px; margin-left: 2px;\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"background-color: #f4f4f4; border-radius: 50%; height: 12.5px; width: 12.5px; transform: translateX(9px) translateY(-18px);\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"margin-left: 8px;\">\n<div style=\"background-color: #f4f4f4; border-radius: 50%; flex-grow: 0; height: 20px; width: 20px;\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"width: 0; height: 0; border-top: 2px solid transparent; border-left: 6px solid #f4f4f4; border-bottom: 2px solid transparent; transform: translateX(16px) translateY(-4px) rotate(30deg);\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"margin-left: auto;\">\n<div style=\"width: 0px; border-top: 8px solid #F4F4F4; border-right: 8px solid transparent; transform: translateY(16px);\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"background-color: #f4f4f4; flex-grow: 0; height: 12px; width: 16px; transform: translateY(-4px);\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"width: 0; height: 0; border-top: 8px solid #F4F4F4; border-left: 8px solid transparent; transform: translateY(-4px) translateX(8px);\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"display: flex; flex-direction: column; flex-grow: 1; justify-content: center; margin-bottom: 24px;\">\n<div style=\"background-color: #f4f4f4; border-radius: 4px; flex-grow: 0; height: 14px; margin-bottom: 6px; width: 224px;\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"background-color: #f4f4f4; border-radius: 4px; flex-grow: 0; height: 14px; width: 144px;\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #c9c8cd; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 17px; margin-bottom: 0; margin-top: 8px; overflow: hidden; padding: 8px 0 7px; text-align: center; text-overflow: ellipsis; white-space: nowrap;\"><a style=\"color: #c9c8cd; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 17px; text-decoration: none;\" href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/CX0-eM8LM7n\/?utm_source=ig_embed&amp;utm_campaign=loading\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">A post shared by William Moore (@willvolume2)<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/www.instagram.com\/embed.js\"><\/script><\/p>\n<h2>Grievances a Plenty<\/h2>\n<p>When it comes to 2021, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/jgabbard42\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Jeff Gabbard<\/a> can only say, &#8220;I\u2019ve had a lot of problems with this year. All I can say about 2021 is Serenity Now!&#8221;<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I\u2019ve had a lot of problems with this year. All I can say about 2021 is \u201cSerenity Now!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Happy Festivus! <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/Festivus?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#Festivus<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/FestivusWeb?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">@FestivusWeb<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/JerrySeinfeld?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">@JerrySeinfeld<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/SeinfeldTV?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">@SeinfeldTV<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/le0jWtokmr\">pic.twitter.com\/le0jWtokmr<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Jeff Gabbard (@jgabbard42) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/jgabbard42\/status\/1473997355716382726?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">December 23, 2021<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<h2>Festivus 13 years ago<\/h2>\n<p>Twitter user <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/YourCanadianGF\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Your Canadian Girlfriend<\/a> recalls a Festivus in 2008, back when we watched Seinfeld on televisions that weren&#8217;t flat. A Festivus miracle!<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Festivus memories from 2008 <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/FestivusWeb?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">@FestivusWeb<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/b2RFFgLhve\">pic.twitter.com\/b2RFFgLhve<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Your Canadian GirlFriend (@YourCanadianGF) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/YourCanadianGF\/status\/1473992282449891329?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">December 23, 2021<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<h2>Another Festivus Miracle<\/h2>\n<p>Brian Schuler combined a classic Frank Costanza line about the origin of Festivus with the image of a Frank Costanza Funko Vinyl Idolz doll. It&#8217;s another Festivus miracle!<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached for the last one they had, but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way..<br \/>\nBut out of that a new holiday was born a Festivus for the rest of us!<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/FestivusWeb?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">@FestivusWeb<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/SeinfeldTV?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">@SeinfeldTV<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/PPWbaGI4MA\">pic.twitter.com\/PPWbaGI4MA<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Brian Schuler (@PureBS21) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/PureBS21\/status\/1473881865383813120?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">December 23, 2021<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>Happy Festivus Everyone!<\/p>\n<div class=\"festi-content-placement\" id=\"festi-79037046\"><script async src=\"\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- FestivusWeb Responsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-3297689279938125\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"3697394480\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today is Festivus,\u00a0 I have a lot of problems with you people and your going to hear about it! But first, we have a roundup of Festivus happenings from around the Internet. It&#8217;s a beautiful pole First of all, Instagram user rcmiessler demonstrates how you don&#8217;t need much to showcase your Festivus spirit. 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