Today is Festivus, I have a lot of problems with you people and your going to hear about it! But first, we have a roundup of Festivus happenings from around the Internet.
It’s a beautiful pole
First of all, Instagram user rcmiessler demonstrates how you don’t need much to showcase your Festivus spirit. Just a little cardboard tube and aluminum foil will do the job.
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Festivus in Australia
In case you didn’t know Aussies are crazy for Seinfeld, and the Festivus holiday does not go by without being celebrated.
As VIctoria Cushing reported on Facebook:
“No donations were made to The Human Fund but Grievances were Aired, the Aluminum Pole was dug out of the crawl space and meatloaf on wilted lettuce was served. Happy Festivus from Melbourne, Australia to one and all.”
A stylish pole is always nice
Instagram user willvolume2 presents a beautiful pole, with great style and high strength-to-weight ratio. We wonder what is behind the room divider… but, meh… just look at that pole! Happy Festivus!
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Grievances a Plenty
When it comes to 2021, Jeff Gabbard can only say, “I’ve had a lot of problems with this year. All I can say about 2021 is Serenity Now!”
I’ve had a lot of problems with this year. All I can say about 2021 is “Serenity Now!”
Happy Festivus! #Festivus @FestivusWeb @JerrySeinfeld @SeinfeldTV pic.twitter.com/le0jWtokmr
— Jeff Gabbard (@jgabbard42) December 23, 2021
Festivus 13 years ago
Twitter user Your Canadian Girlfriend recalls a Festivus in 2008, back when we watched Seinfeld on televisions that weren’t flat. A Festivus miracle!
Festivus memories from 2008 @FestivusWeb pic.twitter.com/b2RFFgLhve
— Your Canadian GirlFriend (@YourCanadianGF) December 23, 2021
Another Festivus Miracle
Brian Schuler combined a classic Frank Costanza line about the origin of Festivus with the image of a Frank Costanza Funko Vinyl Idolz doll. It’s another Festivus miracle!
Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached for the last one they had, but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way..
But out of that a new holiday was born a Festivus for the rest of us!@FestivusWeb @SeinfeldTV pic.twitter.com/PPWbaGI4MA— Brian Schuler (@PureBS21) December 23, 2021
Happy Festivus Everyone!