Festivus 2014 Airing of Grievances
Air Your Grievances! It’s Festivus time and this is the place to let it fly. To Air a Grievance, simply fill out the “reply” form below (Scroll down to the bottom): All posts are moderated. We cannot approve anything that is libelous, racist etc. You are NOT REQUIRED to include your real name or email. It’s up…
It’s a Mighty Fine Pole
As most of you know, the Festivus tradition is centered on the display of an unadorned aluminum pole. We’re not sure how the Seinfeld writers Dan O’Keefe, Jeff Schafer and Alec Berg came up with this idea, but we are sure they were high on caffeine (or something else) when they did. (Note: Dan O’Keefe has…
Festivus and the “War on Christmas”… Call off the Troops
The Holiday season is now in full swing and and it’s starting to get crazy. If the past years have shown us anything, there is more division than even before, and Festivus seems to be placed into the middle of the skirmish. If you thought that “Festivus” was part of the “War on Christmas“, call off…
Round and Round the Festivus Pole
“O Festivus” Your Praises Now We Sing!
If you didn’t already know there exists a modest selection of Festivus songs. Of course, the traditional Seinfeld Festivus did not include any songs. Still, you can’t stop some folks from wanting to sing. Most Festivus songs stay true to the humor of the holiday. Four years ago, FestivusWeb.com posted Festivus-based lyrics to a few of the holiday…
Many, Many Festivus Poles!
Seinfeld Board Games, Ready for Festivus Fun
When it comes to the Festivus Feats of Strength, maybe you don’t want your gathering to resemble the coliseum in the days of the Romans. Think about it. Grown adults grappling right next to your antique armoire. There has to be a better way. A board game is a great low-impact replacement for Feats of…
Yes, Soup for You! Ready for Festivus Dinner
Soup has been featured prominently throughout the Seinfeld series. From Kenny Bania’s choice of soup when Jerry took him out for a “meal” to Elaine’s description of Lobster Bisque being the “best part” when she Yada Yada’d sex. To be honest, Bania only had a consomme which really isn’t a meal, unless you crumble some…