My family continues to celebrate Christmas, even though we’re not religious, we see each other all the time, the kids are grown and they don’t believe in Santa Claus.
I’m getting over cancer treatment that ended in July, and I lost my job in May because my bosses wife died from cancer.
There’s no reason to celebrate Christmas!!!
It’s Festivus for the rest of us!!!
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My older brother never calls me. I have to always initiate the call. He always has the perfect excuse of why he doesn’t. Always too busy. Working on something or babysitting his son’s wiener dog name Diesel. How and why would a person name their dog ” Diesel” that’s a Petroleum product. That would be a better name which would cover most all the products of that category. Call the canine “Petro” for short. Gas short for gasoline. Penz or Quaker short for the oil products. However back to my brother. He’s eighty soon to be Biden’s age. Ever since he switched parties he has become, let’s say more distant in the communication column. We as brothers are a generation apart but, are still within the Baby Boomer gen. Him being the OBB (older baby boomer) and me the YBB (younger baby boomer). You would think in today’s society and electronics age with cell phones and new technology he could at least text me. His excuse was he lives in Tennessee, he’s not a Texan ! Now he lives back in Illinois soooooo what’s your excuse now? I rest my case. Any way I am just getting ready and excited to celebrate Festivus Day which is officially December 23 and if by chance you don’t know of the holiday just watch Seinfield. The Strike episode. In closing this is my Airing of Grievance letter to my favorite brother (which is my only one) Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, Happy New Year, My Birthday same as Martin Luther King’s and all the other holidays in year . May God bless you and yours. God Bless America, May God Bless the World. May We have Peace on Earth. Hey Brother call me. Happy Festivus Day again.
My light on the dash in my car says my tire is flat but I get it checked and it’s fine. Now I have to stare at that light. It’s burning a hole in my brain.
Same! When I got a flat tire changed the people that fixed it busted the sensor. The dealership quoted me hundreds of dollars to fix it, so it will remain looking as if it’s flat.
Aggressive men with tiny packages drive like complete aholes.
Swifties. That’s all.
Why is everyone so dumb these days? If hawk tuah girl ran for president she would get a zillion votes. Why is that?
How can you lower gas prices when you’re planning to put a tariff on imports? I’m no genius but I know gas prices will go up and not down.
My family continues to celebrate Christmas, even though we’re not religious, we see each other all the time, the kids are grown and they don’t believe in Santa Claus.
I’m getting over cancer treatment that ended in July, and I lost my job in May because my bosses wife died from cancer.
There’s no reason to celebrate Christmas!!!
It’s Festivus for the rest of us!!!
My older brother never calls me. I have to always initiate the call. He always has the perfect excuse of why he doesn’t. Always too busy. Working on something or babysitting his son’s wiener dog name Diesel. How and why would a person name their dog ” Diesel” that’s a Petroleum product. That would be a better name which would cover most all the products of that category. Call the canine “Petro” for short. Gas short for gasoline. Penz or Quaker short for the oil products. However back to my brother. He’s eighty soon to be Biden’s age. Ever since he switched parties he has become, let’s say more distant in the communication column. We as brothers are a generation apart but, are still within the Baby Boomer gen. Him being the OBB (older baby boomer) and me the YBB (younger baby boomer). You would think in today’s society and electronics age with cell phones and new technology he could at least text me. His excuse was he lives in Tennessee, he’s not a Texan ! Now he lives back in Illinois soooooo what’s your excuse now? I rest my case. Any way I am just getting ready and excited to celebrate Festivus Day which is officially December 23 and if by chance you don’t know of the holiday just watch Seinfield. The Strike episode. In closing this is my Airing of Grievance letter to my favorite brother (which is my only one) Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, Happy New Year, My Birthday same as Martin Luther King’s and all the other holidays in year . May God bless you and yours. God Bless America, May God Bless the World. May We have Peace on Earth. Hey Brother call me. Happy Festivus Day again.
I don’t have anything against Ted Danson but a lot of his characters are irritating AF
A McDonalds Big Mac is now the size of a White Castle slider. There is nothing big about it. Rename it Mac.
OMG, that’s the perfect analogy.
Grinches that wrap up Brussels sprouts in foil so kids think they are chocolate treats. Evil!
That one pistachio you bite into that is rotten.
Seriously what’s the point of decaf coffee?
These pretzels are making me thirsty.
My light on the dash in my car says my tire is flat but I get it checked and it’s fine. Now I have to stare at that light. It’s burning a hole in my brain.
Same! When I got a flat tire changed the people that fixed it busted the sensor. The dealership quoted me hundreds of dollars to fix it, so it will remain looking as if it’s flat.
I got a speeding ticket in a school zone when school was not in session.
The mall sucks. Can’t park anywhere, people are rude, stuff is expensive. There has to be a better way.
War. What is it good for? Absolutely nothing!
He’s such a cute dog, but he’s a poop machine. Science needs to work on a dog that doesn’t poop.
My vacuum cleaner sucks because it does not suck.
The price of gas is set by a conglomerate colluding against all citizens. They take your money and you give it willingly. So stop complaining.
Twitter renaming itself to X is and always be one of the dumbest moves and we’re suppose to think Elon is a genius? There is no evidence of this.