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I got a lot of problems with you people and now you’re gonna hear about it! My mother-in-law, you complain about everything but never contribute anything either. Michelin, why won’t you sell the CrossClimate 2 over here? The provincial expressway people, what’s the deal with 80 km/h speed limits and annual construction on the G3023? And lastly, my wife. I love you but if you want me to handle the navigation, you could at least tell me where we’re going first. Serenity now! Serenity now!
Jacksonville Jaguars.
Rent, food and gas go up a lot and wages stay the same. That’s my grievance.
I’ve had enough of me
I hate grammar nazis.
Stop ending your sentences with I or using I incorrectly!
The pronoun I is used at the beginning of the sentence.
Big Mac is no longer big. Rename to Medium or Small Mac.
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And it’s ** $5 ** for ONE Big Mac now!
Watching the news makes me angry and sad. There has to be a better way.
Why isn’t there egg in my egg rolls. Did one of those egg council creeps get in there?
Baseball players have a dugout but football players have a bench. Why don’t football players have a dugout? Also, why do football players have a little tent to go inside when they get a boo boo? Is that because they don’t have a dugout?
Dinnner? What’s for dinner 😵💫❤️
Some of the grievances on here are too political. Thats it, thats the grievance. I got a lotta problems with you people!
Twitter is now called X. Seems like a downgrade. Remember when the illiterate cannot sign their name they print an X.
Aggressive drivers think they own the road. They make it unsafe for everyone.
No Kennedy he’s a pandemic denier
Everybody but me thinks that Adrian Monk Is the big deal on the TV series Monk. Probably because it’s got his name on it I assume lol. But I think the big deal is Captain stottlemeyer. I mean who doesn’t like some Ted Levine right.
It’s too bad it’s not real because I always wanted Seven Minute Abs.
Managers who advise if you’re upset about the fact they laid off people a week before the holidays you’re to call the 1-800 support line.
The Barbie movie is on my streaming service but not Oppenheimer. What am I supposed to do?
Criminals can no longer hot wire a car so they carjack you.