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  1. Richard “Dick” Goesinya
    Richard “Dick” Goesinya at ·

    Does ya have to drive the cart so fast? Whose gives it toos ya?

  2. Gary
    Gary at ·

    These pretzels are making me thirsty!

  3. Anonymous
    Anonymous at ·

    Employers who constantly ask us to fill out engagement and pulse surveys, yet ignore any and all negative feedback.

  4. Maestro
    Maestro at ·

    When someone says “excuse me” to you when getting past them in public, acknkwledge them! Don’t just be silent! Even a “mhm!” Something!!! Do these people think they’re so much better than everyone else? Are you going to let me through, but you feel I don’t deserve the time of day for an acknowledgement of my existence???

  5. JD Slanger
    JD Slanger at ·

    the people who pronounce potatoes as “potatas.” Absolutely ridiculous.

  6. Anonymous
    Anonymous at ·

    People who slow down when a light turns yellow despite having an ample amount of time to go through it.

  7. Axle
    Axle at ·

    The foreman I work under. Is so stupid, he blew up a V8 gas engine in brand new work truck, with 20,000 miles on it. He thought it was diesel. He tells you how to do your job, so you do it his way and it’s still wrong. And has to be redone. It took 14 hours to install 30 ft of 6 inch pipe. Because of him.

  8. Pedro
    Pedro at ·

    Taco Tuesday gave me the hot poops.

  9. Frink
    Frink at ·

    My dog likes the cat more than he likes me. That’s messed up!

  10. Anonymous
    Anonymous at ·

    Bitcoin sounds fake to me.

  11. Jeff
    Jeff at ·

    Lego is a toy and it’s for kids.

    1. Maestro
      Maestro at ·

      Lego is fun to put together and is relaxing for many like myself who have ADHD. They make adult Legos for a reason. Get off your high horse, Jeff. Maybe go put together a lego set.

  12. Kman
    Kman at ·

    The carpet sweeper is the biggest scam since 1 hour martinizing.

  13. Hello
    Hello at ·

    My boss is stupid. If brains were gasoline he wouldn’t have enough to power a moped around the inside of a cheerio.

  14. Anonymous
    Anonymous at ·

    My manager blames problems on the employees even if he caused the problem.

  15. Anonymous
    Anonymous at ·

    The Hollywood strike is over. It should be still be going on and never end in my opinion. Movies and TV shows were so much better back in the olden days. Nowadays, they just can’t find a way to entertain us anymore.

  16. Mr. Cantstandja
    Mr. Cantstandja at ·

    Getting raises, but the cost of living is going up so fast that it you’re not getting ahead!

  17. Costanza
    Costanza at ·

    They give you a machine to pay for your meal and the tipping screen starts at twenty percent. You have to figure out which buttons to push to tip lower if you won’t tip the higher amount.

  18. Jerry Dingleberry
    Jerry Dingleberry at ·

    People who had ponies when they were little.

  19. Anonymous
    Anonymous at ·

    My cat Sweetums has bad breath

  20. We notice
    We notice at ·

    Food makers who think we don’t notice when they shrink the package and charge the same price. Dear Scrooges. We see that. We notice.

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