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Ramblings about the Holiday for the Rest of Us – By FestivusWeb.com
People say there’s a war on Christmas. I say there has to be a better way.
My cat Zoe yowls every morning at like 4am. From downstairs. Because she wants cuddles. I’m RIGHT HERE AND WOULD LOVE CUDDLES. Just come upstairs, Zoe!
Don’t you think our dogs are very happy that we pick up their poop and carry it around in a bag. Who’s a good boy? You are!
Vegas has a giant sphere shaped video screen but they can’t feed and house the people who live in tent cities?
Every politician should have to take an IQ test and a lie detector test to be on the ballot.
Netflix has made it harder to share Netflix. Greedy sons of…
Men who protest about women’s issues. Shut that up.
Those social media video posts that are 15 minutes long just to show you someone that could have taken 10 seconds. They keep milking it. Stop it!
Dear A&W I want a few ice cubes in my drink. Just a few. Why don’t you have ice cubes?
people who notice that something’s empty and still leave it in the fridge like who the fuck are YOU to do that
People arguing which Christmas movie is the best. They’re all good. Watch them all. Except on Festivus when we watch Seinfeld.
my grievance is against anyone who bashes Dolly Parton.
Why are there so many cat videos online? Where are the duck and badger videos?
Millionaire football players throwing a tantrum because they don’t win.
Very timely!
I very much have a problem with how my science teacher teaches.
Don’t read this comment if you don’t want spoilers.
The movie No Hard Feelings didn’t end the way it should have. The fact that Maddie (Jennifer Lawrence) and Percy (Andrew Barth Feldman) didn’t end up together felt like a punch to the gut. Although they remain friends, albeit long distance, it felt like a loss that they didn’t end up in a relationship. I don’t know if this movie will have a sequel. If it does, it should have them get back together. If it’s ok for Jennifer Lawrence to be with Christian Bale, Javier Bardem, Bradley Cooper, Joel Edgerton, Chris Pratt (who had no chemistry with J Law in Passengers) per se, why can’t she and Andrew Barth Feldman end up together in No Hard Feelings? I liked it when she ended up with Peeta (Josh Hutcherson) in the Hunger Games and Timothee Chalamet in Don’t Look Up. Why not Percy? Aren’t we entitled to reparations? Now, I am just hoping and praying that the movie she’s planning to do with Lynne Ramsay (Die, My Love) never happens.
I get really frustrated by people who leave their cart in the middle of the grocery store aisle and I instantly assume they were raised by wolves.
People who don’t understand the notion of both lining up correctly both for stores and metro cars (public transit) .
Make an orderly line and/or scooch in- I mean really–who are you?
OH and Just because you are of a certain older/wiser age doesn’t mean that I will tolerate your rudeness in either situation… Everyone has someplace that they need to be or items to purchase…get a life
I applied to join an Accounting program at my school. I should’ve already started but I can’t join the group until February because I already have equivalencies in some of the modules I did while in Secretarial Studies. I should’ve applied for the earlier program. Maybe I’d be doing the classes now instead of having to wait until February. That way, I’d be finishing the program in 2024 and not 2025. Also, it’ll mostly be online, which means I’ll have to do it from home. Doesn’t do me a lot of good. It’s like what George says, if he watched the Home Alone VHS at his place, it felt like he was doing nothing. At Jerry’s, it felt like he was doing something. Me doing it at the school feels like I’m doing something. I’ve been a part of that school since 2010. Are they sick of me or something? Either way, I feel like I’m being marginalized.
Over the past few months, I applied for nine jobs within the Riverside School Board. Nine! Guess how many callbacks I received. Zero! I even modified my portfolio on the website that I applied on. A friend of mine told me that I should modify my CV, which I did. But I don’t know if it was the right thing to do or not. Thing is that I’ve been with Riverside since 1996 – 27 years! Yeah, you read that right. I sometimes get this suspicious feeling that they’re ignoring me on purpose. I don’t know if that’s the case, but I just feel so insulted after all the years that I’ve devoted and dedicated to being a part of the RSB. People tell me that I should look elsewhere, but they don’t understand how much this board means to me. It’s like they want me to follow another dream. Ridiculous.