Airing of Grievances – Festivus 2022

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Kruger, you couldn’t smooth a silk sheet if you had a hot date with a babe… I lost my train of thought.

 

OUR AIRING OF GRIEVANCES SUBMISSION HAS CLOSED

Check our the grievances below, or read the article 2022: One-Hundred Festivus Grievances.

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122 thoughts on “Airing of Grievances – Festivus 2022”

  1. all of you people, that walk around Wal Mart, talking on your cell phones on speaker1 STHU. we do not want to hear your conversations!!!

  4. I just learned now that Barbie and Ken may have been more than friends. I never thought of this before especially since they are smooth down there.

  5. People who don’t use turning signals because they love for you to guess what they are about to do. Bet you can’t guess what I am about to do. Surprise!

  6. This year’s FIFA World Cup has been a blunder of epic proportions. The fact that they’re having the World Cup in Qatar of all places is an absolute joke. Ever heard of a FIFA World Cup that took place in November and December? Well, this one did. Why? Because Qatar is insanely hot during the summer months. At least FIFA addressed that issue, but the problem with having it near the end of the year is that it puts domestic leagues on hold.

    Sometimes I wonder, why Qatar of all places? Because FIFA is corrupt as hell. That kind of organization that will sell out for the buck. Qatar clearly bribed FIFA to allow them to host the World Cup even if they don’t have a rich soccer history.

    Don’t get me wrong, I enjoy watching the FIFA World Cup, but I just can’t bring myself up to enjoy this tournament. I wasn’t sure whether to boycott the tournament in general or watch in protest.

    By watching this FIFA World Cup, you are celebrating the following…

    -a totalitarian regime
    -the violation of women’s rights
    -the persecution of LGBTQ+ people
    -the enslavement of thousands of migrant workers

    Just the fact that several people from different countries died building all those stadiums for the World Cup is disgusting. I can’t imagine going through what those workers went through. Horrible living conditions, having their passports and ID taken from them, and probably not getting paid as much as they’d hoped. My heart goes out to the families of the workers that died. I don’t know if FIFA knew about this, but if they are aware, they’re complicit in this by allowing the World Cup to be in Qatar.

    The World’s most beautiful game, huh? Well, when looking at it, the game ain’t so beautiful anymore now, ain’t it? Plus, I don’t know if they’re rigging this World Cup for a team in particular. Either way, when you look at it, this whole FIFA World Cup in general is a grievance worth airing. Even if you’re not a soccer fan, it doesn’t take a rocket scientist or brain surgeon to know that this World Cup has been a dumpster fire.

  7. My grievance is with manufacturers who put everything, including food, in hard to open plastic. I need scissors, pliers, knives and box cutters to open the darn thing. Coal for you this year!

  8. Perfume and cologne should be outlawed. No, you don’t smell good. You’re giving me asthma & a headache, not to mention I now feel sick to my stomach. Stop wearing that sh1t!

  9. I have a problem with people glorifying this World Cup like it wasn’t placed in Qatar through multi million bribes of the quatari officials and in the backs of almost 7thousand of dead migrant workers. It possess me off. There.
    I’ve also had it with Elon Musk. I want him send to space and left there.

  11. To my former employer who insisted we work with no operating bathroom for 6 weeks, no power, and told me I was overpaid after bringing in 3.5 million in grants–May you always be itchy where you can’t scratch.

  14. I got a lot of problems with ME TV showing The Three Stooges!
    They have episodes that they either edit or do not show at all of Curley.
    One is No Dough Boys.

    Stop doing this to Curley shorts Me TV!
    Instead do not show any Joe shorts!

  15. How come nobody does a comb over anymore? Did people finally realize that people weren’t buying a combed over flap of hair was hiding a bald spot?

  19. They know how to take the reservation, but they don’t know how to hold the reservation. And that’s really the most important part of the reservation: the holding. Anybody can just take them.

  20. If I want to wear a mask in public leave me be. With all the stinky and sweaty people in this city I should have started doing this long ago.

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