Lazarus Guestbook

Josephine OGrady

Wed, 14 Apr 2010 00:18:12 +0000

I celebrate festivus in the first week of summer. Invitations are called "Festivites". Attendees are known as "Festivees" and are not allowed to celebrate Christmas. We have a white tree on a green lawn. Rather than airing of Grievances, we have open re-gifting. (Take ur crappiest christmas present and give to another festivee). We promote alcohol use(uh-oh). We also have ornament smashing. We have story telling and the one with the saddest Christmas story gets to light the tree on fire.
Festivus for the RestOfUs !

El Jefe

Thu, 07 Jan 2010 02:23:56 +0000

A drinkable homage, yum!

ac

Tue, 29 Dec 2009 01:11:21 +0000

We have celebrated Festivus for 6 years now, and it has grown to an event of almost 20 people. Along with the regular traditions, the original five members who celebrated the very first Festivus (now know as the Wise Men) spend Festivus Eve (Dec 22nd) at a bar together in what is called the 'Night of Silent Contemplation'. We five will go to our favourite bar and not speak one word to one another throughout the whole evening - derived in order to prepare for the airing of grievances.

Deb

Sun, 27 Dec 2009 10:47:13 +0000

Happy Festivus everyone. And now for my grievance: I am unhappy that there are never any new Seinfeld episodes. I don't see why the cast can't get together and make a new show once in awhile just for our pleasure. Harumph. And now for a Festivus compliment: Jerry Stiller as Frank Costanza is quite possibly the funniest TV character ever. The man is a truly hilarious comedian and Festivus should be celebrated in his honor forever!

Dan

Fri, 25 Dec 2009 16:02:22 +0000

11 years ago, I met my wife at a Festivus party here at a local tavern. We find the airing of grievances key to a happy marriage!

dburns

Fri, 25 Dec 2009 14:22:26 +0000

Remembered festivus on the evening of december 23rd at work, customers received 'The airing of grievences' that night

charles

Fri, 25 Dec 2009 00:54:46 +0000

Happy Festivus 2 all my Seinfeld friends!

tom

Thu, 24 Dec 2009 18:42:09 +0000

This year I was deeply disappointed by my nephew pDog. He's a republican.

M

Thu, 24 Dec 2009 17:32:47 +0000

Happy Festivus to all!
My family and I celebrated Festivus at the airport with an imaginary aluminum pole and aired our grievances.
Fesivus for the rest of us lives on.

Miri

Thu, 24 Dec 2009 05:53:30 +0000

This is The Best Dog Holiday ever. Just snuggle with your pup, who will listen to every complaint. And NO CHOCOLATE FOR THE DOG. Just for us. No tree. No stress. No shopping. No presents. Give your money to a shelter.