What are the traditions of Festivus Dinner?
In the Seinfeld episode "The Strike," a celebratory dinner is shown on the evening of Festivus. The on-air meal appeared to be meat loaf. In the episode, no alcohol was served, but George Costanza's boss, Mr. Kruger, drank from a flask.
So what should you serve at your Festivus celebration? We have many options and suggestions listed below.
Don't forget, the whole point is to make your Festivus celebration fun and memorable!
Tip: Festivus! The Book has an entire chapter dedicated to Festivus Dinner!
The Official Festivus Dish - Meatloaf
Some people would like to stay true to the traditional "Seinfeld" Festivus and they serve Meatloaf at their Festivus Dinner.
But what about spaghetti? Wasn't spaghetti once considered as a candidate for Festivus Dinner?
Since “The Strike” was aired in 1997 the traditional meal for Festivus became known as “Spaghetti or Meatloaf”. But why the choice? Mainly because nobody could actually identify the meal. They saw Estelle Costanza serving a reddish food on top of a whitish base. In fact it sort of looked like red spaghetti sauce on a bed of noodles. But some thought it could be meatloaf, but what was the whitish element that was under the meatloaf. It just wasn’t clear.
Today, with the advent of clearer television (including HDTV), it is now more clearly seen to be slices of meatloaf on a bed of lettuce. Although, the notion of serving meatloaf on lettuce still seems odd to some people, this is an odd family celebrating an odd holiday. So it seems to be perfectly acceptable.
Last year, we started a poll to see how website visitors identified the meal. 82% of the respondents thought it was “Meat Loaf”, 8% said it was “Spaghetti” and 10% voted that it was “Something Else”. The masses have spoken and the ruling is that it is truly meatloaf.
The "Real Festivus" Dinner
The original Festivus dinner in the O'Keefe household featured a main course of turkey or ham followed by a Pepperidge Farm cake decorated with M&M's, as described in detail in the book "The Real Festivus", authored by writer Dan O'Keefe, who was the original writer of the Seinfeld episode. In Festivus! The Book, Dan O'Keefe further describes the cake to be a white cake with chocolate icing. Also, table manners were relaxed for Festivus, funny hats were worn and the children were encouraged to make Play-Doh sculptures in a competition judged by their mother.
Other Festivus Dinner Menu Options
There are many other options for your Festivus Dinner. In fact, plenty of people have even more fun by serving foods/dishes that have been in some of their favorite Seinfeld episodes.
All the items listed below were featured in the Seinfeld series in one episode or another, making them all fun options for your Festivus celebration! If you want an even more comprehensive list of Seinfeld foods check out Appendix A of Festivus! The Book.
- Main Courses and Side Dishes
- Big Salad
- Marble Rye
- Shrimp (the ocean called...)
- Mutton or Pork Chops
- Chinese flounder
- Kung-Pao Chicken (George likes his chicken spicy)
- Pizza (Make your own)
- Paella (Don't make too much!)
- Pasta Primavera
- Egg Rolls
- Very thinly sliced deli meat
- Lobster (Preferably "Poached" Lobster)
- Crepes (Tightly wrapped)
- Gyro (Bought from a vendor on the subway platform)
- Cornish game hen
- Home-made sausages
- Atomic Sub
- Tuna on toast
- Chicken Salad
- Mulligatawny (Recipe)
- Wild Mushroom
- Chicken Gumbo
- Turkey Chili (Recipe)
- Crab Bisque (Recipe for Seafood Bisque)
- Mushroom Barley
- Lobster bisque
- Yankee Bean
- Consommé (It isn't really a meal)
(Suggestion by Kevin F.: If you serve soup you are obliged to give your guests the "no soup for you" treatment.)
- Black and white cookies (Look to the cookie)
- Chocolate Babka or Cinnamon (Lesser) Babka
- Chocolate éclairs
- Pineapple gelati
- Wedding cake (Antique wedding cake)
- Huckleberry Pie (Cosmo's favorite)
- Low Fat Yogurt
- Jello with cut up bananas (George likes the bananas!)
- Muffin tops
- Poppy Seed Muffins
- Bear Claws (Eat them in pairs)
- Pretzels (They might may make you thirsty)
- Pudding skins singles
- Drake's Coffee Cake
- Chips Ahoy Cookies
- Ring Dings
- Airline peanuts
- Non-Fat Yogurt
- Large Block of Cheese (the size of a car battery)
- Dip (Not for double-dipping)
- Oh Henry!
- Chunky bars
- Junior Mints
- Chinese Chewing Gum
- Tic Tacs
- Hennigan's Scotch (Too bad it doesn't exist)
- Fruits and Vegetables
- "Mackinaw" Peaches
- Hampton Tomatoes
- Grapefruit (Be careful it doesn't squirt you in the eye)
- Steamed Broccoli (Vile weed!)
- Boxed Raisins
- Corn Flakes
- Egg white omelet
- Scrambled eggs with lobster
- Ketchup and mustard in the same bottle
- Maple syrup
- Fast Food
- Kenny Roger's chicken
- Papaya King Hot Dogs