Airing of Grievances – Festivus 2018


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Kruger, you couldn’t smooth a silk sheet if you had a hot date with a babe… … I lost my train of thought.

Air Your Grievances!  It’s Festivus time and this is the place to let it fly.

Sorry. Grievances are now closed.

To Air a Grievance, simply fill out the “LEAVE A REPLY” form below.

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  1. Irene
    Irene at ·

    I am very disappointed in the auto drivers who create traffic snarls due to cell phone usage. Red lights are the worst, should I honk at them?

  2. Bob
    Bob at ·

    chip bags are mostly air!

  3. Annoyed in Ohio
    Annoyed in Ohio at ·

    I have a friend who is a conversational narcissist. Every time I open up to her about difficult things going on in my life, the conversation always swings back to her and her problems. I am happy to be a listening ear when she has an issue but its always different when I have one and I am fed up!!!

  4. Ang
    Ang at ·

    I am done with contributing to holiday food days at work. I bring in a veggie platter and not one person ate any of it. This is not the first time. Last time I made monkey bread and it was not touched. If they have a problem with me then tell me about it but until then, I am done. I will no longer participate and waste my money on you stupid people. I even told them the same. Not afraid to air my grievances.

  5. Anonymous
    Anonymous at ·

    People with no car mufflers: DIE!
    Thank you.

  6. Anonymous
    Anonymous at ·

    NETFLIX keeps raising it’s prices just so it can produce more Adam Sandler content.

  7. James
    James at ·

    Television shows stop airing new episodes at Christmas, which is just the time of the year when I have time to watch tv.

  8. Jenni Bourne
    Jenni Bourne at ·

    I am tired of being put down by everyone just because I am vegan. I feel that vegans deserve to enjoy Festivus as well. Our lentil loaf is not the same as a meat loaf but its still quite nice if spiced correctly.

  9. Eorld Protectiti
    Eorld Protectiti at ·

    We set a fridge on fire twice, YouTube’s about to go to war with it’s own content creators, and a guy filmed a corpse. Now let me tell you, DON’T SCREW ANYTHING ELSE UP.

  10. Anonymous
    Anonymous at ·

    People in Seattle can’t take off their backpacks on the bus!

  11. M. Green
    M. Green at ·

    We need to go back to the old soda bottle caps !

  12. Jeannie
    Jeannie at ·

    I got a lot of problems with you people when it comes to my coffee and you are going to hear about it! Do not go through a coffee drive-thru and order 4 to 6 items! One, maybe two max! Do not go through a drive-thru and take time to read the menu- go inside! If i get black coffee it means no cream no sugar dear! Stop nagging me about iced coffee- you drink it your way, I’ll drink it my way. That hot stuff is dangerous sometimes. Do not “infringe on (my) constitutional rights. It’s outrageous, egregious, preposterous.” And when I do drink the hot coffee, do not fill it to the top so i spill it on myself dear. And when I order it out, put the stopper on! Sometimes i gotta put it in my coat pocket to sneak it into the movie theater after all. Safety first! Now, feats of strength baby!

    1. Anonymous Replier
      Anonymous Replier at ·

      Well said.

  13. “UltraCboy”
    “UltraCboy” at ·

    Of course the girl I want to date is dating another man. For you two, my anger and disappointment is ineffable.

  14. Rose
    Rose at ·

    Why do men have tendency to fart when their are next to people on the train? I do not want to smell your unwashed A$$. Are you all marking out your “territory” in the morning??, WTF??

  15. Cinnamon Babka
    Cinnamon Babka at ·

    I’ve got a lot of problems with you people! Stop sharing your opinions, everyone already has their own and no one cares! Don’t worry about what I’m doing; I’m fine and I didn’t ask you for anything anyway! Spend some time minding your own business for once! Stop being offended about things that don’t concern you (that includes my choice of pants, Frank!)

  16. Michael McKinley
    Michael McKinley at ·

    Why isn’t schnapps listed under beverages!? It’s the key to the vault!

  17. Andres
    Andres at ·

    Dear future kid of mine:
    You‘re not even born yet and you already dissapointed me, how is it that you‘re so picky with food?? You eat whatever your mom wants to eat!! And what‘s that of moving so much in the echo? Don‘t be a brat and stop showing your ass to the doctor! Is that a middle finger you just did?, kiddo, we‘ll have a serious talk about respect when you‘re out of that womb!!!!!

  18. Jerry' Psyche
    Jerry' Psyche at ·

    Why is it, everytime I reach for a jar in the refrigerator, then it happens, the jar of mayonnaise drops on the floor. Why? Because you people can’t tighten a lid. I feel as though making a sandwich is dependent on my skills at the coin operated crane childs game at Denny’s.

  19. Anonymous
    Anonymous at ·

    Girl,
    Your inability to accept evidence in hand and delay the tests because you don’t want more people in your life, has driven me insane. Stop being so damn uppity.

  20. Keith
    Keith at ·

    Here’s mine. During the holidays you were basically relegated to the kids table. Oh, how you longed to one day make it to the adult table. Then you realize it was much more fun to be little!

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